Fizzer

When you pee but also release a fart that lasts the full extension of peeing time.

Man, I just took a fizzer. Aren't you impressed?

by the GOC's July 6, 2016

diesel fitter

these will fit her
as in whether or not she will be able to wear this item of clothing

micks job is to place the panties on his head and say "Yep diesel fitter"

by Brian Morris May 30, 2005

Old Fitzgerald

When you give a girl a mouth full of bourbon in the back of a van, after she's sat in a barrel, while watching two donkeys have sex.

I gave Rita the "Old Fitzgerald" in the back of a van in Kentucky.

by Megopado April 12, 2010

Fittering

It is specifically the misuse or Hijacking of someone's Facebook page or "wall" for use as your own personal Twitter Page. All otherwise useless thoughts are posted to their page. You can regard their friends as "Followers", as they are exposed to all your minute by minute posts.

Guy 1: "My friend started twittering on my Facebook page, how annoying!"

Guy 2: "It's called fittering, you can do the same to his Blog (blittering) or linkedin (littering) page..."

by thune March 25, 2009

Fiterbate

To add to your Fitbit steps via the act, actual or simulated, of masturbation

Dude, I have to go fiterbate for those last 200 steps.

by Redz9269 June 3, 2016

fitler

“fitler” to mean a stubborn oil filter, someone who over-tightens an oil filter, or the act of over-tightening an oil filter.

1. Dude, this thing won’t budge. It’s being a fitler.
2. Looks like the previous owner was a fitler. This thing won’t budge.
3. Dude, the lube shop guy totally fitlered the crap out of this.

by hvontres January 16, 2022

Fitzgerald

It’s when an upperclassman on the Northwestern University football team gets naked and puts on a mask and dry-humps an underclassmen who made a mistake during football practice.

Hey Grover, it’s your turn to Fitzgerald the freshman who dropped a pass during practice today.

by BeautifulLoser July 11, 2023