Double fist me the Jesus

Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees

Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!

by PKlady March 24, 2023

you got to be fist fucking me

When someone does something really stupid.

You got to be fist fucking me

by fishfarmer1972 March 30, 2015

you got to be fist fucking me

a sudden reversal of fortune - a banked eight ball for the win flies out of the pocket you intended into another, or your full house loses to a straight flush on the river.

usually not part of a sentence, all you can say is "you got to be fist fucking me." or "you've got to be fist-fucking me."

by quitepedantic November 17, 2015

are you fist fucking me clark?

Expressing disbelief.

Are you fist fucking me clark?

by Herpagonasyphilaid November 10, 2020

Fire me some fist

To ask for a fist bump (In a cool manner) ((Usually used between friends or close colleagues))

Parker: Yo Caelan fire me some fist
Caelan: *Gives Parker a sick fist bump*

by avidsmutenjoyer September 5, 2023

Want to make me clinch my fist

Make a person clinch their fist by fucking and/or more

Want to make me clinch my fist?😉

by Noway696969696 November 26, 2019

Fist Mesh

An alternate and arguably more dignified term for "Fist Bump" in which two people 'mesh' their knuckles together when their hands are closed into fists.

Often done after accomplishing something successfully or when someone wishes to express agreement over something.

Dexter: "You suck."
Ally: "No your mom sucks!"
Toni: "Good one, fist mesh!"

by TheLeiish September 28, 2009