firecracker

1)someone who is bold, sassy, free spirited, and often has explosions of energy
2)attacks with excitment

Billie is such a firecracker, when she walked in the room the party began!

by billbrunk February 17, 2008

Firecracker shotgun

When your sitting on the toilet (preferably after a heavy night of drinking) where you have diarrhea, you fart at precisely the exact moment the shit deploys from the anus. Also occurring is a noise quit similar to a firecracker while the fart exits the eye. Its starts off with very loud flatulence which occurs due to the flutter of the cheeks. It quickly turns into a whistle like sound while slowly increasing in pitch. After a brief moment of silence it ends with one more powerful blast of wind exiting the rectum. All this happens in approximately 2 seconds. Since the explosion exits the bowels so quickly, the fast contraction of the anus leaves one with a burning sensation that can only be relieved by sitting on the toilet for a few minutes with out movement.

Gregor: hey man wheres cody?

Rick: uhh, I think hes in the bathroom, he drank a lot last night.

Gregor: uh-oh, i hope he didn't have a firecracker shotgun.

Rick: God Help us!

by #1googler August 2, 2012

Monthly Firecracker

The act of having oral sex with a woman while she is on her period and removing her tampon with your teeth then consuming it.

Dude John was so wasted last night Sandy gave him a monthly firecracker.

by Mike Hunt X May 1, 2011

Chesapeake Firecracker

When you are receiving fellatio from a female, and she does a little blowfish with her cheeks, you then smash her cheeks together with both hands simultaneously, expelling the air rapidly.

If seminal fluid makes it way back out of the oral cavity onto the lower abdomen, that would be referred to as the Chesapeake Firecracker w/old bay.

- "Why is your lip bleeding?"
- " Chesapeake firecracker..."

- "What's all over your stomach?"
- " Old Bay..."

by Champion Sports Bar August 24, 2012

alaskan chinese firedragon

The act of taking a small drill, putting a dildo on the end, lace it with lubed up Pop Rocks, and violently doing vaginal.

The Pop Rocks will explode in her pussy, simulating a dragon spewing fire. Best done on the Chinese Year of the Rooster. Best done with sparklers on a vibrator attached to the titties, while screaming violently in Chinese with a dragon mask, fully butt-naked.

Boy, my pussy is really sore after that Alaskan Chinese Firedragon.

I was really into the Alaskan Chinese Firedragon, until he unmistakably called me a nigger in Chinese.

by Cunt Destroying Splooge Cannon January 4, 2018

firecracker

An upbeat person with a loud personality, usually the person in the room who has all eyes on them.

That girl over there is a Firecracker.

by Tgator March 21, 2015

Alabama firedragon

When a man is receiving oral sex and just as he is ejaculating tells the woman something shocking like "I have herpes." The woman chokes, forcing the semen through her nostrils. (Kind of like laughing while drinking milk). This can also be known as an Alaskan firedragon

I gave my girlfriend an Alabama firedragon last night, but she dumped me.

by Big Poppa tha Cracka June 29, 2009