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Forearm grease

(noun)
Phenomenon that occurs when wearing a long-sleeved shirt, jacket, sweater, etc. while carrying out a messy task with the hands (such as painting, eating tacos, sorting garbage, moving dusty furniture, changing a diaper, unclogging a toilet, or having sex).

The sleeves are rolled up in order to aid in providing more freedom and mobility with the hands, however, those gotdamn sleeves keep falling down and refuse to stay rolled up, resulting in them getting in the way and being dirtied in the process.

Usually and inexplicably happens with a piece of clothing that the owner particularly likes.
Larry: Yo, what's all that crud on the sleeves of your varsity jacket?

George: It sucks man, I was wearing it last night while Simone and I were doing the nasty. We were so hasty that I didn't feel like taking it off, so I rolled up my sleeves and proceeded to zoom-zoom in her boom-boom! ....Unfortunately, stupid gravity kept making the sleeves fall down and I got sex juice all over them.

Larry: Damn, son. Bad case of forearm grease. So.... how's dat Simone ass?

George: Larry, stfu
by Mr. Berzerker January 1, 2014
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forearmpit

The inside of the elbow. The pit at the top of the forearm. Also known as the inbow.
She had sexy forearmpits. Also they weren't too hairy.
by froghandler May 20, 2014
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Forearm workout

The act of a woman pleasuring herself via rubbing her clitoris with her hand
Do you wanna watch me do a forearm workout or are you gonna join in this time?
by Robloxlover_69 January 29, 2023
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Dad Forearms

The large, meaty forearms Dads always have. They get these forearms from doing typical dad tasks such as tightening screws, hosing the car, opening jars etc.
Check out those Dad Forearms, are they not impressive!

I can't wait for the day I get Dad Forearms!
by Chester. } July 30, 2010
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firearms

An American symbol. Something that the Second Amendment of the U.S. Constitution lets us bear.
Fred: That guy's carrying a gun! Let's kick his ass!

Bob: Fred, you stupid Brit, he has every freaking right to.
by Anonymous August 11, 2003
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Forearm Shiver

A technique done by linemen in the sport of football to deliver devastating blows by using their forearms on the opposing team. Players wore big forearm pads that went out over their elbows and they would practice their craft by thrusting their forearms into blocking bags. Some guys would go so far as to ram their forearms into walls.
"Yo, that dude just clocked the QB with a forearm shiver."
"The ref went ballistic after he was forearm shivered by the 300 pound lineman."
by SqueerZ July 12, 2010
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Firearrhea

Firearrhea is the explosive result of having too much tequila from a plastic bottle, Popov, and boxed wine (using the wine as a chaser). Then, someone gets the brilliant idea to order Hungry Howies and put copious amounts of hot sauce on the pizza that people would ask very stereotypical things such as, "would you like any pizza with that hot sauce? durr hurr".

For added laughter, one could give a drunk person who engaged in such firearrhea-inducing activities a chocolate laxative. This is only done to ensure that the drunk person gets the full firearrhea experience.
Brid: Holy Hell, I just DESTROYED the toilet at work. Seriously, I think I just melted some porcelain just now.

(upon walking into the bathroom)

Boss: It smells like firearrhea in here.. Or at least singed pubic hairs.
by JeffJonezZz November 9, 2009
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