Chocolate Finger Puppet

When a male or female is asleep beside you, you stick your forefinger inside their anal gland (with no lube) and see how many knuckles you can get in before they jump. Knuckle depth can be measured by the shit stain on your finger.

Male
Last night Liam passed out at the party! You'll never guess what happened, Joey have him a Chocolate Finger Puppet and got third knuckle!

Female
Arnold's misses fell asleep watching Netflix facing him. It was a prime opportunity for a Chocolate Finger Puppet but he had to improvise with a reach around.

by Chocolate Finger Puppet July 16, 2019

Rusty Finger Puppet

Like a rusty trombone, but somewhat straighter. Performing anilingus on your woman whilst diddling her vaginal canal. Classy move, and lets her know hepatitis ain't no thing.

Although I enjoyed that Rusty Finger Puppet last night, you might want to get a blood test.

by TrevtrevO May 28, 2010

finger puppet

A very small woman (aka a spinner)
Suggesting she's not much bigger than a finger puppet.

Dan: Sweet! Look at that sexy little thang!
Stan: Is she even legal?
Dan: Don't let her petiteness fool you -- she's a finger puppet, not jailbait.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 1, 2011

shady finger puppet

Sexual maneuver where you insert your index finger in the girl's anus with your palm up. Using the other hand, spread her vag lips. Now push your finger up past the taint so that a "pink finger puppet" comes out of the spread lips. Make puppet dance and sing as necessary.

"hey Mark, want to see my shady finger puppet show?"

by Terryfied February 15, 2005

Finger Puppet

ummm, you become a finger puppet once a doctor gives you an anal exam during a check-up. get it?

by slapmeat August 5, 2003

Finger Puppet Mafia

A group of people that have the ability to completely control women with only the use of their fingers.

"That girl is completely brain washed by her boyfriend"
"He must be part of the Finger Puppet Mafia"

by FlabbyPatty April 29, 2021

Middle-finger puppet

A synonym for anus, derived from the practice of inserting the middle finger into one's own anus during masturbation or into the anus of one's partner during copulation.

"I have a horrible rash on my middle-finger puppet"

by Emperor Jimmu October 8, 2008