What The Figgity Fuck

What you say when the classic "what the fuck" wont suffice, may also be abbreviated as WTFF for texters.

Man 1: Dude did you hear my brother got my mom pregnant?

Man 2: What The Figgity Fuck?!?

by I got you back July 13, 2009

Davante Figgins

The coolest and most strongest man ever made. He’s a 5’6 man with power and might that no other man has. He is higher than man, and god.

Joe:Hey watch out Davante Figgins might be lurking around

Terry: Yeah word on the street is that he has a mighty penis.

by Chilibutter9191920 December 12, 2021

feggit

faggot in an accent, deragatory word for homosexual, not intended towards gays, but to dumb people

you're such a feggit

by named pong April 10, 2005

alabama figging

the same thing as figging only with someone in your family.

(read in Texan accent )
Sister: HEY brother, let's do some Alabama figging tonight.
Brother: Sure thang deer.
sister: I sure does likes me some fresh ginger!

by GrotesqueAnal December 5, 2016

figgin

From Terry Pratchett's "Discworld". It can be defined as 'a small short-crust pasty containing raisins'. But considering that 99.99% of the population dont know this, it can mean almost anyhting!

mmm, that was a nice figgin

If you touch my computer, I'll rip out your figgin and shove it where the sun don't shine!

by Gnarly Goat January 15, 2005

figitive

moving around to much...cant keep still

why you so figitive...keep still

by trucker b August 20, 2018

Figgot

The cross between a faggot and idiot

Nigga for real bruh youre a fucking figgot nigga

by SushiTrash July 7, 2018