fender bender

The act of a person turning the speed of their machine "vibrator mechanism" to its max or past max speed thus causing a rash or ripping of the ass or pussy. It can also be caused by the inserting of a massive cock into a tight organ.
Dude she was drunk she accidentally caused a fender bender now she cant put out for a month!!!
by M & C productions May 29, 2010
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fender bender

hard-ass butt sex that sometimes "bends your fender"
Oh my god, he gave it to me so hard last night, i think he gave me a fender bender!
by KnutterKrabs March 4, 2004
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fender bender

could be some one whos gay, someone who cant drive or could also be for a tremo or wammy bar on a guitar, or just fender bendin could mean playin the all origonal blues style on on a strat.
fender bender, he i'm goin up to partaaay with the most beautiful thing on this god given earth the fender stratocaster,

he bender boy watch where you going, boi you cant drive fo shit
by bute October 10, 2005
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When you get into a car accident and the person who hit you, or vice versa, is an old acquaintance who has transitioned since you last saw them.
“I accidentally tapped a cars rear bumper the other day, and guess who it was?”

“Lacy!”
“Yep, It was great to see her. To bad it was a transgender fender bender”
by gasp December 21, 2021
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A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.
Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.
by CJN2302 March 15, 2019
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philly fender bender

The act of two males having sex with two girls in doggy style, with the two girls facing each other. Upon signal, the two males thrust hard so the females faces smash together.
Yo... see that girl with no teeth, she got a philly fender bender last night
by Donkeypunchinc. March 5, 2016
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fender bender

idiot with no driving skills, no license no life and no social skills
by shiny-head, but not bald September 5, 2003
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