fetard

Compound word of the french word "fête" (party) and "retard", referring to one who parties excessively and puts himself in painfully embarrassing situations.

"Claire woke up this morning to discover that she had lost her thong and her phone somewhere between the club and the after-party last night."
"That doesn't surprise me, she's such a fetard."

by SophieColine August 4, 2009

Feard

A beard which has the power to instill fear into man's heart.

Tom: Dude, did you see that crazy looking guy that just walled by?

Dick: Yeah, he was totally rocking a feard!

by Dan. P September 9, 2011

feard

A fake beard, similar to a fauxhawk (fake mohawk). Basically it's where the beard-grower (usually a man) has enough facial hair for it to be recognised as more than just stubble or bumfluff, but not enough facial hair for it to be recognised as a beard. Hence the inbetween part is called a "feard"

Ed: Check out my beard, it's so manly!
Jenny: Umm it's not really a beard though, is it?!
James: Yeah, it's a bit lame!
Ed: Hmm, okay then - check out my feard, it's so nearly
manly!
Jenny: Hell yeah it is!
James: Right on dude!

by Ed Law June 25, 2007

femanding

the act of a female demanding her man/ someone else to perform a specified action.

Eve was femanding Steve so much that he went to the bar to drink, so he could feel liberated from her nagging.

by hookahoser613 September 10, 2011

fetard

a disgustingly hideous fetus that is mentally retarted and can sometimes come out slower than most newborn babies

When my newborn baby fetard came out of the whome i instantly smashed its disgusting face with a swift strike with a mallet!

by G.B.Z.A. May 14, 2006

Ferard

The fictitious couple consisting of Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance Vocalist) and Franklin Iero (Guitarist). The two are actually just friends and bandmates, but some people get a kick out of writing/reading Ferard slash/bandslash fics. Sadly, many non-fans have taken Ferard as fact and use it to torment fans and say that their favorite band is gay. Also spelled/pronounced "Freard" or "Frerard."

Person: Wowo I just read an awesome fic!
Me: What was it about?
Person: It's another Ferard story.
Me: *whacks person with shovel* WHY. CAN'T. YOU. LET. GO. OF. FERARD!?!?!? IT'S FAKE!!! IT'S SICK!!! THEY BOTH HAVE GIRLFRIENDS!!! THEY. ARE. NOT. TOGETHER!!!!!
Person: *is bloody pulp*

by vampXfaerie June 11, 2006

feard3ath

a really cool Xiao main
states they’re really a Eula main, but not really.
feard3ath is a popular TikToker who is one of the most best k-pop fans in the world. Is a weeb with a dose of shortie.

Kind of cute UwU

Person 1: Bro you have to check feard3ath’s content
Person 2: I already did, lmao

by Kakyoin Noriaki January 2, 2022