feltcher

The act of sucking seamen out of another individuals butt with a straw. Typically done by homosexual couples.

Tony is a feltcher, he loves to suck cum out of his boyfriend's bum using a slurpy straw.

by joeshmoefromidaho February 24, 2022

feltcher belcher

When a man ejaculates into someones asshole and then continues to suck the semen out of the butt through a straw.

He's a felcher belcher

by :) April 15, 2004

feltcher soup

bust nut in butt and lick out

i had some warm feltcher soup the other day!!!

by rawchode March 2, 2003

philthy feltcher

Usually found in public squares in medium sized cities. This individual preys on heavily intoxicated homeless men by raping their asses while passed out face down on a park bench. When finished, Philthy Fletcher sucks his own semen out of his victims anus.

Dude 1: Hey did you see the news last night?

Dude 2: No, why?

Dude 1: Philthy Feltcher struck again last night! His 8th victim in as many nights!

Dude 2: That’s crazy man!

by PhilthyFeltcher June 13, 2018

Chicken Feltcher

Person who fucks a chicken and then drinks his own seamen out of the chicken.

Thank god the chicken feltcher didn't come over for Thanksgiving turkey!!!

by Hojoscool October 8, 2009

a reverend feltcher

A priest that uses a straw to suck the cum out of another males anus.

A reverend feltcher (Gray used a straw to feltch off crouchy....wat a feltcher)

by Pezwiltongapa May 16, 2006

Freda-feltcher

Freda-Feltcher is a girl with a rep. She is paradoxically unattractive, yet has had, thru use of alcohol and trickery some say saucery , managed to have as many sexual encounters as a gay guy in the 70s ot your ave NBA Star . She is one you truly would be “afraid a Feltcher”

That Kermit guys chick has really been around, I heard she did the football team AND the band, both in the same night . She’s a Freda-Feltcher

by Davedale July 17, 2019