Yeetus the Feetus

when someone is throwing a baby. the baby is a "feetus" and "yeetus" meaning to throw.

mom: ew i need to yeet this feetus
mom *throws across the room

mom: ew i need to yeet this feetus
dad: wait doesnt "yeetus the feetus" mean throwing the bab-
mom *throws across the room*

by tf dont ask questions.. April 15, 2019

Freegus

The art of being a Drunk bastard

Fucking Freeguss!! Goddamn drunk bastard!

by The right88 January 27, 2021

Sir Alex Ferguson

Greatest man alive. God prays to him.

A master of all that he surveys, he reminds me of Sir Alex Ferguson.

by hjs2710 November 2, 2013

sleepy ferguson

What is received when one gives head to someone while they are sound asleep, and they wake up as they are coming into their partner's mouth (and possibly on themselves)

Steve woke up the other day from a sleepy ferguson that Kristen gave him.

by Dan Tomorrow January 24, 2005

Chris Ferguson

Guy that runs a FaceBook page/account under the same name. He works at McDonalds and can often be mistaken for Sanji from the anime "One Piece" due to his beard and hairstyle resembling the character. He is well known by many in the FaceBook community for his witty puns and jokes, rants/discussions involving Japanese anime and manga, and founding the two FaceBook groups, "2D is the way to be" and "Church of Lewds", which showcase non-pornographic yet erotic girls from cartoons and video games, and essentially the pornographic version of the aforementioned genre, respectively. Some of his most memorable catchphrases are, "I'm pussy?", "Dio Brando did nothing wrong", "Your gonna regret unfrindending me :/", and "this dick". He is overall a very funny guy, who's just an average joe like the rest of us, struggling to overcome the hardships of middle-class white society. He can sometimes become depressed easily, but that doesn't matter because his loyal followers can always cheer him up. Unlike most butthurt fandom elitists, Chris is able to openly admit the flaws and downsides of the franchises that he admires, always trying his best to be objective during his discussions. He had even admitted to having some traits of a weaboo despite not being one. He's good natured, sometimes too good natured, and often he becomes self-depreciating and often spirals into depression. The only way to get on his bad side is to give too much shit to Naruto or JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Chris Ferguson was all pissed off last night because too many people were commenting on his push-up challenge video, in which they all demanded to get nudes of his sweet booty.

by Noushbag May 27, 2015

sickly ferguson

The act of having oral sex so vigorously with a partner that she vomits.

"mah nigga what happened with that chickenhead you was mackin last night?"
"yo i gave that bitch a sickly ferguson."
"word?"
"yeah bitch musta ate a pound of government cheese."

by akmatic January 29, 2010

Fergus

1. Demigod: a person with great powers and abilities.
2. Devine Human-Being with Godlike features. ie. Chiseled jaw, blonde hair, blue eyes, defined abdominal muscles and broad-shoulders.
3. A masculine given name.


Meaning: "Of Manly Strength" and "virility"

Origin: Ireland, Mt. Olympus, 'The Heavens'.

Reference: Ancient Greek History, Gods Amongst Us, Irish Legend.

Quotes of Ancient Greek Literature as recalled by the U.S Department of History...

Aphrodite: "Fergus has the gift of all attraction, his creation fabricated through all things desireable in perfected balance and purified."

Zeus: "Fergus is the substance of Mount Olympus. He shall forever be part of what Olypian men are made of".

Hercules: "Fergus, my brother" Ref. Unknown.

by Prof. Sara Lee Silberman October 28, 2008