National Slap 'dem booties
day. Go find your friend or bf/gf and slap their booty so
hard the get a mark. Do not waste this day. This day is an excuse for all booty slappers to do their thing. So go out into the world and
smack them booties. We are all proud of you. If you're still sitting here, GET UP AND START SMACKING BOOTIES NOW!!!!!