February

No freaky February, where u can’t be a freak for all of February , have fun .

Shawn - baby what u trynna do tonight
Nique - nothing it’s no freak February, leave my house

by Exclusive dae December 1, 2019

February

Fingerless February

Hey! It’s fingerless February, you know how there’s no nut November well boys you guys aren’t gonna be the only ones suffering

by SorryBabyDoll November 3, 2019

February

The month given to honor Black History so they wouldn't get 30+ days

Slave: Why is February the shortest month?
Master: So you wouldnt get a full month!

by MichellePorter October 12, 2008

February

February 24 is my birthday

Hi my birthday is on February 24

by Allison Jacobson October 2, 2021

February

No fuck febuary.. After no fuck February you may receive most cum march as a reward. But only if you do not come in no fuck February. Most cum march will make you cum as much as possible unless you dont want it

Bf: "Sorry babe we can't fuck"
Gf: "are you participating in no fuck February too?"
Bf: "no I just found a better girl than you to fuck"

by Boy #34 in your bedroom January 28, 2020

February

National slap your gf ass day

Boy: *slaps ass*
Girl: Why you do that

Boy: Because it's February 21st

by XxReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexX December 13, 2020

February

Do u wanna know why February is the shortest month? Because that's when all the short people are born!

Me: Johana, why am i so short??
Johana: Cause, u were born in February!
Me: dang it!!😡😡😡😡

by Shadow_Gacha November 9, 2019