Siamese Faucet

A Way to annoy someone called josh

Josh go Google a Siamese Faucet

by Little_Lilly August 17, 2018

Hot faucet

Diarrhea that is so bad that it feels like a hot faucet running out of your ass.

I ate some spicy tacos and now my ass is like a hot faucet!!

by SatchJR May 24, 2006

faucet fucking

whenever you are having sexual intercourse and the male starts urinating inside the women’s vagina.

“Yo bro! I just faucet fucked this bitch! no cap! on jah!” faucet fucking

by danktitties69 October 29, 2019

Faucet Failure

It means drip or jewelry because when you have a failing faucet it leaks, and when it leaks, it drips therefore faucet failure=drip

I got some faucet failure

by i’m stupid af bro August 18, 2019

Bloody Faucet

Excessive amount of blood coming from, you know where.

Ally is known for her bloody faucets. Can you hold your bloody faucet? She needs to carry 50 tampons and pads per day for her bloody faucet.

by heyitsAL November 28, 2010

Shit Faucet

A bowel movement characterized by a purely liquid fecal stream coming from the anus.

I polished off a bottle of Makers last night and had the beer shits first thing this morning. It was a repugnant 20 second shit faucet.

by GoldenChild33 October 18, 2008

Faucet Ass

The act of uncontrollable, watery diarrhea that keeps you from leaving the house all day. A non-stop undesirable bodily function that acts like a running faucet.

"Hey Phil what's up with running to the john all day, don't you have to go to work?"
"Yeah man, I do, I just can't turn off my Faucet Ass."

by Carol L. June 23, 2014