Fasterbating

The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating

David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.

Jim Bob: And...

David: 1 minute 30 seconds

Jim Bob: Nice

by Chaz E. February 28, 2008

fastest mario

Title for someone who can speed-run " Mario 64" the fastest among your peers.

Isn't it kino that he was the fastest mario all along

by CDmechanoid November 14, 2021

faterest

Fatter than fattest

I’m faterest than you are!

by dsdsdsss March 2, 2019

fasterbator

A masturbator who is going for speed.

A fasterbator went into an airplaine bathroom with a copy of Hustler. He came out 23 seconds later panting, sweat pouring down his face. He achieved a new record, and was scowled at by everyone as he walked back to his seat.

by pooploop00 June 17, 2013

funteresting

a combination of "fun" and "interesting," used to describe something totally amazing.

ex. my trip to Spain was so funteresting.

ex. I really wanna go sky-diving; it must be funteresting!

by donctastic September 28, 2014

Fasterbate

Masturbate Extremely Fast and Vigorously

How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate

by KayG May 17, 2015

Fastest Army On Youtube

greg. that’s it, no questions asked. don’t look it up tho. greg is really the fastest army in youtube

You know Danny Gonzalez
Yeah, doesn’t he have the fastest army on Youtube; greg

by ahahathatscrazy January 24, 2020