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fartbox

by fartbox_420_6969 March 31, 2015
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fartbox

The "street" name for a female mules rectum.Generally well stretched capable of DP's and carry multiple keys(kilos) in the rectal cavity.
The frisky bi-polar cum slut fiended for more columbian from Stormies stash.
She knew the payoff could be made in exchange for the usage of her well seasoned fartbox.
by Dr.Vegas April 5, 2003
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fartbox

You’re mother’s fartbox deserves some licking
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fartbox

A box is a vagina. A queef is a vaginal fart. Therefore, a fartbox is another term for the vagina.
He made me queef harmonious toons out of my fartbox.

The pressurization built up while commencing the downward dog pose, caused the woman in front of me at yoga class to release a deafening queef from her fartbox.
by A-Town Chump October 22, 2013
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rock the fartbox

fuck that ass.
As in "i would rock the fartbox".
I'd rock the fartbox any day.
"Rockitty rock... rock.. rock the fartbox"
by pushups with steve May 20, 2006
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fartbox

A "gondola" type of ski lift at stratton mountain, VT where all occupants must stand with their equpment inside as they are ferried up the mountain-the lift is more prone to this slang term early in the morning after a night of drinking, while the occupants are drinking champage wine and smoking weed on the trip up.
holy shit jimmy, just cause they call it a fartbox doesnt mean you gotta make it a fartbox..yo pass that bowl over here i did'nt hit it yet..bandit did you get the cork outta that chapagne yet?
by R. doddley May 2, 2003
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tounguepunch the fartbox

A meathod used by men to rate the beauty and figure of a woman.
She's pretty hot but I'm not saying I would "tounguepunch the fartbox"
by Seymore Clams July 25, 2017
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