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AP Fartology

An advanced placement course offered in high school to those who are so advanced in their farting studies that they leave their gaseous neophyte cohorts in the immense and highly noxious fartclouds they so artfully create.
I was not at all surprised to find my best friend there on that first day of AP Fartology, as he and I had most certainly established ourselves early on as the crowned fart kings of the seventh grade.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023
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farthologist valve

a person who works in the study of farthology
this word can be used to mean any word in the world aslong as you use it right !
1)you naughty boy !!!! farthologise immediately !! ... im tholly
2)dan: jake what lesson do we have next ?.... jake : we got french then double farthologial studies !....dan: i think we have a cover cos mr fartholijson is ill today
3) dan : what seems to be the problem doctor ?..... doctor : im afraid there is a problem with your farthologist valve
by nigel simpson March 15, 2007
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The Norton Anthology of American Literature

1. Noun: A gigantic book used by evil schools that force innocent high school kids to the death by the 2,930 pages of extremely small print, extremely long paragraphs, and extremely boring entries from authors ranging from Ralph Waldo Emerson to Anne Sexton (who ever the hell they are). Can also be called satan or the devil.
Phil: Shit dude, I have to read Young Goodman Brown by Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Alex: What the hell is that?
Phil: Some bullshit Romantic story in the Norton Anthology of American Literature.
Alex: Whats that?
Phil: Oh, its just Satan's brother.
by AnOffshorePrawn January 4, 2008
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Faptology

The scientific study of masturbation and the pleasure it brings to everyone, every where.
Dudeeee I got my PhD in Faptology! I can now make official statements about how you're not groping your schlong hard enough!
by Cringetality December 17, 2016
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Fatology

A branch of science that deals with fat "human beings"
I'm Dr. Rj, director of Fatology Department; tonight, I'm going to discuss why obese people causes global warming.
by innerworks123 April 4, 2017
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Fanciology

An ideology, concerned with getting people on your side by saying words that are beautiful, but with no regard to consistency, reality or logical thinking. A fanciologist will not be concerned with proving their claims to be real, and will swiftly change their claims to better support their current argument.

Fanciology's main task is to use beauty to make a statement sound good, sophisticated or true.

It is often used in social, political and religious arguements.

A person abiding to this ideology can be refered to as an Fanciologist.
"What he preaches is Fanciology. It has no basis in reality".
"Sounds too good to be true, it must be Fanciology".
by IAmGreengrove August 13, 2018
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Anthology Song

A song comprised of mini-songs (with different tempos and beats) while sticking to the main theme of the song. It's similar to anthology films; comprised of short films with different directors while sticking to the main theme.
Producers like to experiment with songwriting by creating an anthology song.
by nervous_wreak3 April 25, 2022
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