The act of a female taking on five dicks at the same time: one in the front, one in the back, one in the mouth, and one in each hand. Combined with screeching noises, this position gives the appearance of an angry falcon, ready to swoop down on its prey.
"Man, did you see Maggie get angry falconed last night? I never thought she could take on 5 cocks at the same time."
by Ronnie Chupacabraz June 22, 2007
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by Au_falconyoza May 7, 2022
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The ford Au falcon is the car you want to drive when you want to get the pussy and need to make a move on your lady, it is law that if you or a friend owns a au falcon you need to scream URRRRRRH AUUUUUUU FAAAAALLLCON if seen in public
1. Yeah I got laid last night she friend zoned me until she found out I owned an Au Falcon.
2. Hey look! Across the road, AUUUU FAAAALCON!!!!
2. Hey look! Across the road, AUUUU FAAAALCON!!!!
by Lukeaaronsmith June 4, 2017
Get the Au falcon mug.A AU Falcon is just the bogans version of a real car like a GTR. They often think it can pull chicks but really anyone with real taste in cars are stopping themselves from throwing up.
Shazza - look at the clapped out ex Taxi AU Ford Falcon.
Kazza - He is hitting on us like it's a R34GTR.
Shazza - Yeah I Would Rather hook up with a hatfish then a AU Falcon Driver.
Kazza - He is hitting on us like it's a R34GTR.
Shazza - Yeah I Would Rather hook up with a hatfish then a AU Falcon Driver.
by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018
Get the AU Ford Falcon mug.A AU Falcon is just the bogans version of a real car like a GTR. They often think it can pull chicks but really anyone with real taste in cars are stopping themselves from throwing up.
Shazza - look at the clapped out ex Taxi AU Falcon.
Kazza - He is hitting on us like it's a R34GTR.
Shazza - Yeah I Would Rather hook up with a hatfish then a AU Falcon Driver.
Kazza - He is hitting on us like it's a R34GTR.
Shazza - Yeah I Would Rather hook up with a hatfish then a AU Falcon Driver.
by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018
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Get the ass falcon mug.The Aluminum Falcon is when a man uses common or household aluminum foil to create an 'on-the-spot' condom. The aluminum foil acts as a physical barrier between the 'man mixture' and the poon.
the art of aluminum falconry is judged upon: Contraceptive ability, Comfort, Sexual pleasure and disposability of human (doesnt have to be) jizz.
Often used in situations where the couple is so horny that they absolutely must have sex in their kitchen.
The plastic falcon places plastic wrap in place of foil. Plastic wrap may substitute foil. But is undesirable because of the chance of it falling off.
The name derives from the "falcon" being a euphemism for a males member and the "aluminum" for obvious reasons.
the art of aluminum falconry is judged upon: Contraceptive ability, Comfort, Sexual pleasure and disposability of human (doesnt have to be) jizz.
Often used in situations where the couple is so horny that they absolutely must have sex in their kitchen.
The plastic falcon places plastic wrap in place of foil. Plastic wrap may substitute foil. But is undesirable because of the chance of it falling off.
The name derives from the "falcon" being a euphemism for a males member and the "aluminum" for obvious reasons.
Person 1: "Damn, last night Katie was so horny she insisted on doing it on the dishwasher,"
Person 2: "You use protection?"
Person 1: "Well... yeah, i didn't have any condoms so i wrapped my junk in foil;"
Person 2: "Wow. What like an Aluminum Falcon?"
Person 1: "yeah"
*high five and gain respect for each other*
Person 2: "You use protection?"
Person 1: "Well... yeah, i didn't have any condoms so i wrapped my junk in foil;"
Person 2: "Wow. What like an Aluminum Falcon?"
Person 1: "yeah"
*high five and gain respect for each other*
by RUFF SECKS January 10, 2010
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