The ultimate idea of male self-realization is realizing how far in fact he is from being Faizan himself.
Guy One: "I'm pretty damn close to being Faizan."
Guy Two: "No, what you're feeling is premature enlightenment."
Guy Two: "No, what you're feeling is premature enlightenment."
by Brett Lee 23 May 10, 2009
Get the faizanmug. by BeautifulSoul98 December 19, 2016
Get the faizanmug. The epitome of greatness; there can be no comparison to such a majestic, godlike, being. He was there at the creation of the universe, and he will be there to witness its unbirth and rebirth as it births again, like the great phoenix. Some would say that Faizen Nael is a god-like deity, but to say that is to do him a great disservice. There be no comparison to such an immaculate offspring of perfection. His milquetoast attitude embalms his modesty as, if all the greatness and love and power in the world were to be combined into one, perfect creation, it would not come close to his mightiness! He is birth and he is death, but most of all, he is my everything.
by quirkyblushingpoopfart December 13, 2022
Get the Faizan Naelmug. Part of the up-and-coming dance group, 6Pak, DJ Faizan is also a solo hip-hop artist and underground performer. With hits such as, 'I Say DJ, You Say Faizan,' and, 'Let's Do Dis,' he'll soon leave the privacy of C.A.P.O (Center for Art of the Peoples' Own) and sign a multi-million dollar record deal.
His name is often heard following the phrase 'da da da,' as if stuttering the letter 'D' multiple times.
His name is often heard following the phrase 'da da da,' as if stuttering the letter 'D' multiple times.
"DA DA DA DJ FAIZAN."
"I less-than-three DJ FAIZAN."
"DJ FAIZAN is like crack cocaine."
"DJ FAIZAN is crack cocaine."
"I less-than-three DJ FAIZAN."
"DJ FAIZAN is like crack cocaine."
"DJ FAIZAN is crack cocaine."
by yellowjello42 November 5, 2009
Get the DJ Faizanmug. When a female takes a finger and sticks it in your urethra to stretch it out. Then once the males urethra is fully stretched she sticks and entire copy of Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief (paperback version) inside. This results in the male cumming out of his rectum and the female lickes it up
by UhWord January 16, 2020
Get the Dirty Faizanmug. by thatcockroach August 4, 2021
Get the faizan rashitmug. 