John:dude i have notice this one chick that into all the stuff i'm into.
friend: she must be your facebook stalker!
friend: she must be your facebook stalker!
by ur stalker(jk) April 13, 2010
Remembers every detail of any status update, comment, & post! Leaves dirty messages and has the creepy 'up against a white wall' profile pic. They 'love' your pics and most likely have a 'copy & paste" album of their own. They make FB the scary place we all love.
by DoubleJ258 February 04, 2010
A person who hooks up with people, and then stalks them on facebook. This is different from facebook whore.
by littlestranger November 07, 2006
The 'friend activity' feed added to the right side of your screen as part of the 9/21/11 changes to Facebook's layout.
Dude, the new Facebook Stalker Bar is stalkerific!! I used to have to work to creep on my Facebook crush, but now everything she does or says on Facebook comes right to my screen!
by ralfdallas September 23, 2011
(noun/verb) 1. A person who watches another person stalk friends on the social site Facebook. This usually takes place in lecture, during class, on a bus, or in the library.
2. An unintentional stalking of people on Facebook through someone else's account by watching those person's actions on their monitor.
3. The act of watching someone stalk someone else.
4. Shortened usually to "sefast"
2. An unintentional stalking of people on Facebook through someone else's account by watching those person's actions on their monitor.
3. The act of watching someone stalk someone else.
4. Shortened usually to "sefast"
I was in lecture today and I was such a secondary facebook stalker towards the people in front of me. They were all on Facebook and I couldn't stop looking!
by Mass Texter November 09, 2010
by sdndmeodfn231242134 June 19, 2009
Usually occurring after an individual has procrastinated some important work/school project, and decided to stalk a friend, acquaintance or coworker to the point that they have seen so much that they regret clicking on the profile on the first place. The stalker may be regretful for a number of reasons, including but not limited to the following:
1. Finding details about someone you never wanted to find
2. Feeling pathetic for having spent half an hour researching someone you don't know and don't care about
3. Feeling jealous of someone whose life you perceive (from Facebook) to be better than yours
1. Finding details about someone you never wanted to find
2. Feeling pathetic for having spent half an hour researching someone you don't know and don't care about
3. Feeling jealous of someone whose life you perceive (from Facebook) to be better than yours
"I found this guy on okCupid but before we met I found him on Facebook and know he likes Grey's Anatomy, Candy Crush, and the Communist party. He took a beach trip to Mexico in '09 with his brother Chris. Now I'm afraid to meet him because I'm afraid I'm gonna let something slip and he'll think I'm a total stalker."
"Sounds like you're experiencing Facebook Stalker Regret."
"Sounds like you're experiencing Facebook Stalker Regret."
by SophiaChicken October 09, 2013