Face like a painter's lunchbox

When you go off over a girl's face.

Alright helms, what'd you get up to last week?

I met that girl Clare and gave her a face like a painter's lunchbox.

by Roger Ribs September 26, 2009

Face like a Plasters radio

When you have a sack full and unload the lot over you partners face. They then have a face like a plasters radio.

I'd make her face like a plasters radio.

by akira1310 May 12, 2018

face like a slapped arse

Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.

Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Face like a roofer's knee

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a roofer's knee!"

by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

face like a cats arse.

A person who's facial expressions resembles a cats arse. eg, all wrinkly with pursed lips.

Person: that woman's got a face like a cats arse.

by antaneous1 September 19, 2006

face like a slapped arse

the scottish term for when somebody is blushing

Jack: Aye I heard ye like Tony!
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?

by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021

face like a busted bum

Seriously ugly.
From Australia.
Aussies and Brits often use the word bum instead of arse (ass)

So it stands to reason that a busted bum would be a lot more unattractive than one that isn't busted.

"Check out this chick, she's got a face like a busted bum!"

by Pastor Flagon April 22, 2014