One whose days are spent cruising different neighborhoods on trash collection days attempting to find treasures.
Let's trash this old vacuum and hook a string to it. If the junk fumbler comes around to get it we'll yank it away and laugh at him.
by Oodam February 17, 2009
Get the junk fumblermug. A name often used to describe a stereotypical “crypto bro”.
Interests include: cryptocurrency, nfts, trafficking in unregistered securities, the gym, and most importantly; themselves.
While they often tout themselves as an expert brimming with confidence, it is usually a mask for unresolved feelings of insecurity and inadequacy.
Their biggest secret hope is to become an Instagram model, but their stunning averageness often prevents them from ever escaping the “fumbler brah” lifestyle.
Interests include: cryptocurrency, nfts, trafficking in unregistered securities, the gym, and most importantly; themselves.
While they often tout themselves as an expert brimming with confidence, it is usually a mask for unresolved feelings of insecurity and inadequacy.
Their biggest secret hope is to become an Instagram model, but their stunning averageness often prevents them from ever escaping the “fumbler brah” lifestyle.
“If you’re a guy, and you love your image SO much, does that make a fumbler brah homosexual”
“Man, I wish I didn’t let mediocre “success” on twitter get to my head and become a full blown fumbler brah”
“If only I had been such a fumbler brah, maybe I would have been afford rent in a town where the main export isn’t meth”
“Man, I wish I didn’t let mediocre “success” on twitter get to my head and become a full blown fumbler brah”
“If only I had been such a fumbler brah, maybe I would have been afford rent in a town where the main export isn’t meth”
by anonymous May 10, 2024
Get the fumbler brahmug. by kfarter April 30, 2025
Get the Fumblermug. by Master Zula June 29, 2011
Get the tumbler fumblermug. A stupid asshole who fucking CHEATS ON YOU WITH YOUR BESTFRIEND. AND AFTER APOLOGIZING HE GOES TO TEXT HER AGAIN 😂😂. And he posts on his story all abt how she isn’t the real one 🥺🥺
by Resplendence December 29, 2023
Get the D1 female fumblermug. A woman who had a beautiful dread head wrapped around her finger worshipping her simping and obsessed ready to get down on one knee and love and cherish her for the rest of her life.
by KennyPhillips October 30, 2025
Get the Hubby Fumblermug. Used to describe a person who has done a fumble so astronomically stupid it shouldn't have even been possible.
by anonymous March 14, 2025
Get the Jack Fumblermug.