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Fuck Me With A hot Poker

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The defintition of the word litterally means "I Don't Believe it!" or "Holy Crap!" It's simply an exclaimation used to suggest shock. The Phrase comes from the Movie "Live From Baghdad." Thats the only place I've ever heard it used.

This phrase can be taken literally and is often hilarious if people look at you strangely for saying it.
Guy 1: Dude! the internet is up again!
Guy 2: Well Fuck me with a Hot Poker!
Guy 1: Heh... no.
by ~dark_in_Stereo January 29, 2005
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1. The new way of saying gag me with a spoon
2. A request to have a toothbrush shoved in your pussy and/or asshole

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1. Sassy Little Bitch: Uhg fuck me with a toothbrush she is so annoying.
2. Horny Bitch: hey bae, *starts wispering in mans ear* I want you to fuck me with a toothbrush.
by dicks + juice = dicks in cider November 29, 2017
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The ultimate phrase in describing the most unfuckable situation, or extremely unlucky. A pretty much worthless situation in which the user of the phrase sees it being fucked by an aids dick in comparison with the current issue at hand. Used also in great and furious anger.
In playing CoD 5 bobby has been playing for 6 hours and has never went positive kill death ratio. " Jesus well fuck me with an aids dick"
by rytola April 12, 2014
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fuck me with a brick

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Normally used to express surprise or relief.
Fuck me with a brick - I just hit a dog!
Fuck me with a brick that was hard!
by cdxfdh June 1, 2016
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A state of being surprised and having a liking of Tre' Cool.
Also Just wanting Tre' Cool.
Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.
by Sam Pardee January 2, 2009
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