Frosting the turd

The act of taking a shit then turning around and jacking off on the turd causing you to "frost" the turd.

My buddy was frosting the turd last night .

by my sewer buddy January 12, 2010

jizz-frosting

Noun. Residual morning after cum stuck between your penis and underwear.
Syn. Zopohin

I dreamt of this fine ass bitch and all I got is jizz-frosting...

by FunkyJoe April 6, 2003

Frosting the Gimp

After a woman has major surgery and can not have sex.. advise the man to kneel over her in bed and spank it all over her tummy.

She is not allowed to have intercourse for four weeks? Sounds like someone needs to be frosting the gimp!

by Pinguparts September 12, 2009

Chocolate Cake with Frosting

When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.

John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.

by ThePoopDeck January 8, 2012

facial frosting

A term used to describe seminal fluids left residing on the face of an individual after an act of sexual intercourse or fellatio.

Ex) After an intense session of anal intercourse, Greg proceeded to give Marsha some facial frosting.


haha this was funny to write..lol

by Dream Ha September 12, 2005

frostdick

a condition characterized by a cold sensation, numbness, and/or swelling localized to the penis, particularly after being outside in cold weather

Phil wore thin pants on a run in below-zero conditions, and came back with frostdick

by trainsimulator151 February 19, 2013

rainbow chip frosting

a magical treat that is typically eaten on cakes but is simply delicious alone.

i'm really jonesing for some rainbow chip frosting!

by CaitlinMarie November 8, 2007