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friend blocker

A needy roommate, classmate, relative, or other associate who impedes your ability to make friends by insisting on being part of any new relationship you try to make. The friend blocker stands next to you while you are meeting new people and makes clear that the blocker is part of any new friendship.
Dillon is introducing himself to Jeremy, a new guy on the dorm floor. Dillon's roommate is a friend blocker, so he walks up beside Dillon and says, "Dillon, my man, who's our new friend?" Then the roommate stands immediately next to Dillon for the duration of the conversation.
by Medford Man December 24, 2009
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friend bitch

a girls friend who is extremely obnoxious and cock blocks all night. aka the female version of a cock-blocker.
"I can't get no pussy because of that friend bitch"
by soopachick April 22, 2010
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Best friend...by default

When someone tells you you're their best friend but you are painfully aware you're their ONLY friend.
Chum: "you're my best friend"
Lee: "yeah! Best friend...by default!!"
by Chumbo82 July 17, 2017
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Friend Bomb

To innundate a noob to Facebook/myspace with friend requests.
Hey, Joey just got on Facebook...let's friend bomb him"
by aurora88 November 23, 2009
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friend boy

A close male friend that isnt quite a boyfriend, but getting there. Usually closest friend or male friend. The guy you share all your secrets and pillow fights with. Usually some sexual tension there. Basically the friend version of boyfriend.
girl 1: so, what you do this weekend??
girl 2: i hung out with brad, my friend boy!
by roxygirlrocks90 June 11, 2006
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friend-brother

A friend who is consider a blood relative by the family. A friend who is closer than a best friend. Someone who knows you without even having to speak to you or ask you what's wrong. A friend who is there
Man Dametries is such a great friend-brother
by Friendbrother September 17, 2017
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best friend by default

When one has only one friend and must rank them as their best friend due to the fact that there are no runners up.
Person 1: Hey man who is your best friend?
Person 2: Bob; he's my best friend by default.
by Keael February 27, 2006
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