Fossils

1. A rare inbred child whos passtimes are digging for fossils and playing soccer

Fossils is hardcore

by Anonymos March 7, 2003

fossilized

When someone has smoked too much weed and passes out for hours.

Man that bitch is fuckin' fossilized.

by Do Kari April 21, 2011

fossil

Any temporary indent left on your skin.

You can get a fossil on your skin from any activity that entails pressure on your skin for a lengthy period of time. For example, when sitting with legs crossed with your hand behind you supporting your weight, after approximately 10 minutes, your palm of your hand will probably be fossilized.

by kitha August 6, 2009

fossil

(noun) An out-of-date opinion

"Bush always knew what he's doing."
"Oh man, that's the shittiest fossil I've ever heard!"

by JoshDC September 5, 2005

fossil

a fossil is a disabled person, however even if they have tourette’s, tourette’s doesn’t have them!

person 1: “are u disabled?”
person 2: “yes i’m a fossil but even though i have tourette’s, tourette’s doesn’t have me!”

by the.curry.fossil April 28, 2020

fossil

Specimen left by the infamous "spooge-asaurus". Discovered by the unfortunate girl who hooked up with the spooge-asaurus. A crusty, white stain left on a bed sheet. Often a mortified girl will holler for a rooommate to confirm her worst suspicions, and immediately launder the soiled sheets.

"OMG Jeny is this what I think it is?"

(roommate proceeds to poke at the fossil with her toe)

"Yes, michelle, it is. Dave left a fossil. Damn spooge-asaurus"

by mac n fode August 9, 2006

Fossils

One 1337 motherfucker

Fossils is 1337

by Anonymous August 20, 2003