fishtanking

When it is late at night (around 3am) and your intoxicants have worn off, and you are just a shell wandering or staring aimlessly at walls, like a fish in a tank. Also, to actually fishtank you cannot be aware you are doing it -- that would mean you're coherent.

"We have to get Kevin home -- he's totally fishtanking."

by djdiem March 3, 2009

Iowan Fishtail

When you are having unprotected vaginal sex from behind and when you pull out and climax, you take a couple steps back, then run up behind the female and slap her on the ass with your jizz covered penis.

Dude, this chick was soooo pissed when I gave her the Iowan Fishtail!

by FishAndSmitty May 18, 2011

Fishatarian

A person who is almost a vegetarian but eats fish - no red meat or poultry (as a Poultrarian is almost a vegetarian but eats chicken and turkey) - if the person only eats fish w/ scales (no shellfish) that person can also be considered kosher

After my girlfriend showed me PETA.org and the horrbile way animals are treated I can't eat meat anymore, but I dig on my sushi something awful, so I am becoming a Fishatarian.

by ebcnave December 24, 2007

fishtalk

Fishtalk is a term frequently used by the participants of pokergames. When after a hand is played a player who didn't play the hand till the end says 'he would have had something way better than the winning hand if he had actually played it' we call this announcement 'fishtalk'.

In a No Limit Texas Hold'Em cashgame, Ambassador Dan holds King Seven of spades. The board shows a six, eight, nine, ten of spades and another unimportant card. This would give Ambassador Dan a straight flush, however he folded his hand preflop. Afterwards he announces to the table that he would have had a straight flush if he had played his King Seven of spades. Someone then tells him to stop the fishtalk.

by Herr Spud July 10, 2007

Fishtangle

A two dementional shape composed of a sideways triangle and water droplet shape to form the simple outline of a fish.

"What did you learn in geometry today?"
"We learnt how many sides a fishtangle has."

by rhys rohypnol July 28, 2009

Non-Fishetarian

A person who eats all meat except for any seafood.

"hi, do you want to go fishing?"
"No sorry, im a Non-Fishetarian"
"What is that?"
"A person who doesnt eat all meat except for seafood".

by theIKing November 8, 2011

fishtank pussy

When a sexual surrogate or *stripper* hasn't washed her vagina for a whole week. The stripper most likely has a infection of some sort. Resulting the whole strip club to be nuked with a nasty fish tank stench.

Carlos: bruh I just had a stripper press her booty hole in my face and couldn't breath. Her vagina smelled awful.
Brolos: bruh you probably helped her pay her water bill. Now she won't smell like a Fishtank Pussy

Carlos: bruh sometimes I like to think that I contribute to society.

by L1tdragon January 13, 2017