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The Firefighter

When you wake up late and you have to no time to shower and all you have time to do is get dressed and get out the door.
"dude i totally woke up 6 minutes before i had to be to work and i had to do the firefighter"
by Just on time February 14, 2012
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firefighter

any person (boy or girl) who fights fires, risks their own life to save someone else...They are AWESOME & REAL HEROES!!! screw oliver & trevor & richie who think that only men can be firefighters.....Women can do anything they want except penis models!(f.r.i.e.n.d.s)
the cheif of the DFD is a woman....
by kisel May 13, 2005
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firefighter

A firefighter is a person who trys to come up with a solution to a flame war that occurs between two or more people in an internet forum.
"wow jon good thing we have a firefighter in this forum cause if we didn't there would be no end to our debates."

"why do we have a firefighter in this forum? He'll never change my opinion"
by Perrin August 30, 2006
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firefighter

When man encounters a red head and beds hers. While boning her he realizes she is a firecrotch and quickly pulls out a shovel and extinguishes the fire, killing her.
"Dude I pulled a firefighter last night."

Other guy: "Good, one last firecrotch on the planet."
by mufasa dog December 9, 2008
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Firefighter

2 Basic Types

Truckies - A firefighter who goes into a fire before the engine crew without any water and search for victims when the fire is the hottest and the smoke is the darkest.

Engine Bitches - A "firefighter" that goes into a fire after truck has vented and puts water on the fire.
Laura: What do you do for a living?

Nick: I'm a firefighter.

Laura: Wow, so you're a firefighter... have you ever saved a life?

Dave: No, Truckies save people. Hes an Engine bitch, he won't go in without his hose incase he gets in trouble.

Laura: Oh... Are you a truckie?

Dave: Oh yeah.

Laura: Dave, wanna lick whipped cream off my naked body?

Dave: later Nick...
by Dave March 24, 2005
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The firefighter

Lighting a match and putting it in an asshole so the burning end is out and shoot your load to put it out
by mustangman April 29, 2005
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firefighter

when your fucking a girl you light her pubes on fire and jizz to put it out...
her pubes were on fire so i had to fight that fire with my semen!
by dirty penismonger May 13, 2005
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