Fir Realz

The thing you say when someone tells you a shocking secret.

The other day, my friend told me a secret...and had me going like, fir Realz?

by Vendetta808 October 29, 2020

FIR

FIR: A fascist in reality. Usually identified by a person who refers to fellow Republicans as "RINOs" because they have not gone so far to the right as the FIR thinks they should.

They started calling everyone RINOs because they thought they could work with Democrats to make the country better. What a FIR!

by Lionel Hutz Esq. July 8, 2021

Only fir trees should wear tips

A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.

Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

The saying "Cat fir, kittens ain't got it"

This is about the age of puberty for older girls and younger girls. Cat fir is what an older girl would have down there. The reference to a kitten would be a younger girl. Not a lot of hair down there.

The saying "Cat fir, kittens ain't got it" Or Cat fir, kittens don't have it

by Larryforeski December 9, 2024

I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Fir Wahi

Short for "fir wahi sax sux ki baten" lit. "Again the same talk of sex". Used frequently by Indian reddit users to express frustration over posts or comments being intentionally or unintentionally sexual in any manner.

Post: my forearm roller came packaged like a dildo
Comment : fir wahi

Reply_1 : sax sux

Reply_2 : ki baten

by I_Dont_Like_pussy January 3, 2025

u fir sbap

when ur high as and trying to ask someone if they have snap chat, also could be used as a pick up line.

“u fir sbap?”
“what does that even mean?”

by sbap March 17, 2024