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A term used to define a series of events in one's life that in hindsight seem to be extremely far-fetched and ridiculous due to both how it happened and how lucky they were. It would be something you would expect out of an inspirational movie instead of a regular person's experience.
The fact that I met my significant other at a party in a house I helped in building years prior is a bunch of fairytale bullshit.
by Wepartakeinsometomfoolery August 7, 2023
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Fairytale University

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A university with a low acceptance rate and a “rigorous” academic narrative, yet still hands out A’s to 90% of the students for doing basically no work
Dude I didn’t even study and I still got a 95 on the final… Thats because you go to a fairytale university bro
by quinniem July 12, 2025
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bosnian fairytale

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A random, highly fictional story that Bosnians tell in order to impress friends or hot girls.
Miroslav: "My cousin's civic has 700 horses."
Steve: "Quit telling Bosnian Fairytales."
by StvCal March 1, 2015
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A Darwinian Fairytale encompasses all the varied just-so stories that evolutionists concoct to promote their theories that non-living matter, such as a rock, given enough time and enough chance, could become a scientist.

These same scientists will claim that God does not exist, since He would need a cause, but they are hopeful that the entire universe can exist without one. They don't like the possibility that the universe had a cause, as that would mean Someone caused it.

Our present administration believes this theory, that since the universe can come from nothing, so can money.
I can accept that evolution occurs: bacteria become resistant to antibiotics- that has been seen and proven and it's called micro-evolution.
But pond scum turning into cab drivers is a Darwinian Fairytale.
by annelisefrench September 23, 2010
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Basically this is where the female saves the man, its opposite. Women=strong, men=weak
Lions are a great example of fairy tale conundrum, the female does everything.
by Sarah, Will, and Sean February 21, 2008
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An old bearded man who comes across as weak and seems frail. In reality he is a badass
Look at the fairyface over there, we could take him.
by bigdaddyvince November 6, 2014
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fairy tale divorce

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A fairy tale divorce is something that a man and woman both might hear about from their friends, and to each the term has a fundamentally different connotation. To a male, a fairy tale divorce implies an escape from a marriage with only minor fiscal, physical, and emotional losses. To a female, a fairy tale divorce means that ex-hubbie decided that a good divorce lawyer was a luxury he could not afford.
Charlie : So Rich are how did it work out with the lawyers?

Richard : She got the house, but I got the car and the camp.

Charlie : You know you got off pretty lucky on this one.

Richard : Yeah, I can't deny it fuckin' fairy tale divorce as far as I'm concerned.

Charlie : She let you off pretty easy for all that screwing around.

Richard : Yep, stupid and big tits that's what I married her for. Hopefully, she finds a nice rich dude who enjoys watching desparate housewives and listening to her talk about the joys of teaching 3rd grade.
by Darker August 10, 2010
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