fedex ground

Fast despite the name ground.

"Fedex ground, fast despite the name ground." "Thank you Mr. Turkeyneck"

by Chad C. November 5, 2007

FedEx Rule

To have sex with someone else after recently breaking up with your ex. The faster you move on, the faster you get over them. Like FedEx (fast shipping/movement, fast delivery).

As Jenna was heartbroken over her recent break-up, she applied the FedEx Rule to herself and was over her ex in a week.

by thatoneguyfromthe90s April 8, 2016

f1ex

A very rich man

nico is poor and f1ex is rich

by f1ex May 24, 2020

Fedex

A company that exploits their workers; especially in the software development arena.

Their wages for skilled developers and technicians are relative to the wages paid by most cities for sanitation engineers.

Their Motto:
OPERATE independently
COMPETE collectively
PAY inadequately

You work for fedex as a software developer and STILL qualify for food stamps??? No Shit!!!

by Dave April 19, 2005

FedExcellent

The irrational euphoria people get just from opening surprise packages, no matter what's in them.

Man, ripping open that box felt FedExcellent, but turns out it was just some junk I left at my ex's place.

by PedXing1992 August 6, 2009

FedEx

<verb>

FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.

If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"

George Bush really FedEx'd the United States.

by Dave April 19, 2005

I blame FedEx

To blame procrastination on FedEx, when there is no other available alibi.

I have a lot of work to do tonight. I don't wanna do it. ...I blame FedEx!

by 0Hamster0 December 9, 2008