fiddling a loose one

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.

Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"

by theOGfiddler69 September 23, 2017

Fuddidevi

synonymous with a cunty lady

(in Punjabi) derived from Fuddi / फुद्दी meaning cunt / pussy (offensive / non-offensive, depends) + devi / देवी, a suffix often used for female names, kinda respectful, like the prefix Sir

Cuntisha: Fuddidevi is my bestie

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Fuddle

A local word, used mostly in Derbyshire and Nottinghamshire, that means to sit comfortably and eat a variety of chocolates and sweets. Or cuddle up under lots of duvets and eat a variety of comforting sweets and chocolates or tuffees (another word for toffees).

In another definition it can be done either on your own, or where a group of people get together and share sweets and other foods a bit like a picnic.

We sat and had a fuddle whilst watching our favourite film, with the duvet wrapped around us.

by Kallandra November 18, 2013

Fiddlist

-A person who plays the violin, especially one who plays folk music.

-A person who cheats or swindles, especially one indulging in petty theft.

Michael plays the fiddle. Michael is a fiddler and doesn't believe fiddlist is a word.

by Thebeesknees February 28, 2017

Butt fuddle

(V.) The act of fuddling another persons butt. This can be man on woman, woman on man, man on man, and woman on woman.

After a romantic date with Ashley, I went back to her house and I butt fuddled her.

by SparkyT May 8, 2014

Tiddly Fuddly

The act of mating, no matter the gender. Mostly found in progress within back alley ways.

I'M GOING TO TIDDLY FUDDLY YOU SO HARD YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO WALK FOR FIFTEEN THOUSAND MONTHS

by Barbie1423 January 20, 2011

munge fuddler

despite too mungey for its own good, it persists in fuddling everything it sees. eventually gets battered when it fuddles the wrong thing

a red fuddly monster, it must be a munge fuddler

by tamzin January 4, 2005