when someone is sleeping, you shit in her/his hand. You tickle the eye lid and when they rub the eye, it results in a eyepatch.
by crane/price September 16, 2007
A torture method used by Austro-Hungarians to interrigate enemy soldiers or prisoners. First they will gauge out the eyes, and have the fatest and most constipated man in the town, and have him take a vicious, rabid shit in the victim's eye sockets. Then somone will stik there thumbs in the eye sockets and add intense presure to the fececs to project them to his brain.
by wifflewaffer December 1, 2011
An Eyepatch Discount is similar to the five finger discount, however, the only difference is that an Eyepatch Discount involves only computer software. Stealing a piece of computer software by downloading it from the internet (or direct connect program) is known as using your Eyepatch Discount. Since the official name for the act is Piracy, the term Eyepatch Discount was created, since many Pirates used to wear an Eyepatch.
Person 1: What a rip off, they want 90 dollars for that new game that just came out for the PC.
Person 2: That's fine, I got it with my Eyepatch Discount.
Person 1: Oh so you mean you pirated it? You're such a freakin Pirate dude.
Person 2: Yaaaar!
Parrot: Insert Game Company is a rip off! Insert Game Company is a rip off!
Person 2: That's fine, I got it with my Eyepatch Discount.
Person 1: Oh so you mean you pirated it? You're such a freakin Pirate dude.
Person 2: Yaaaar!
Parrot: Insert Game Company is a rip off! Insert Game Company is a rip off!
by DE102 November 22, 2011
Josh was enjoying eating that WAP until she sharted him a chocolate eyepatch, so now he's a boodie pirate who prefers the company of sea men.
by !steamboatwilly November 12, 2021
While getting a bj, tell your girlfriend (or guyfriend if that is your preference) that you are going to unload a stream of cream. Right before you do this, pull your junk out of their oral cavity and shoot your partner right in the eyes. He/She will be unable to see, and congratulations...you just gave someone a Blindfold! (Ed. Note - If you would like to give someone the gift of an eyepatch, you just release your stream into only one eye. Hilarity ensues either way!)
Honey....oh yeah baby...thats great...I'm gonna do it...HAHA BITCH! BLINDFOLD! (Or eyepatch, if you so prefer.)There you have it, The Blindfold and The Eyepatch.
by Zachary S. September 30, 2007
When Tucker Carlson on Fox "News" insults a war veteran that lost his eye and wears an eye patch Dan Crenshaw. Another fine example of Trump, MAGA, FOX "NEWS", and Tucker Carlson insulting veterans. Remember when he made Pete Davidson apologize?
Tucker Carlson "It takes a lot of gall for EYEPATCH MCCAIN to attack moms that are worried about baby formula..."
Tulsi Gabbard *CRICKETS*
Dan Crewnshaw "You do realize I lost my eye during combat right? I thought you loved veterans?"
The left wing in America "Tucker hates veterans bruh, welcome to the club"
Pete Davidson " UGHHH...?"
Tulsi Gabbard *CRICKETS*
Dan Crewnshaw "You do realize I lost my eye during combat right? I thought you loved veterans?"
The left wing in America "Tucker hates veterans bruh, welcome to the club"
Pete Davidson " UGHHH...?"
by TRUMP_lost_get_over_it May 19, 2022
noun; when someone shits in your eye; the state of being totally and inexorably screwed over by someone, most especially your local Rotary Club or Rotaract (a charity organization that actually doesn't do that much for charity)
"The damn Rotaract Club was supposed to help us with the coat drive and the didn't do a damn thing! They build you up, and they tell you they're going to do something, and then they shit in your eye!"
"Sounds like you got a Rotaract eyepatch."
"Sounds like you got a Rotaract eyepatch."
by pentacookie December 5, 2007