Excel Ninja

One who is adept in the exquisite art of Microsoft Excel. Frequently one with professional experience requiring extensive use of Excel (e.g., investment banking, financial analysis). Specifically the abilities to do things with Excel for which it was not intended (e.g., word processing) or create files quickly using arcane keyboard shortcuts are common traits of the Excel Ninja.

Chris: I want to fix this spreadsheet so that instead of having equations, the numbers are hard-coded.
David (with hesitation): Control + C, alt, e, s, v.
Chris: Truly your status as an Excel Ninja is beyond question.
David: Booyah!

by MennoniteOwl April 28, 2006

high expectations

The inflated degree of hoped-for euphoria that one initially possesses when trying out a new psychedelic drug, spiritual/meditation regimen, etc.

It's not a good idea to have high expectations, especially if you have trouble handling disappointment. Everyone's metabolism and chemical makeup is different, so individual results and effects will vary widely (and WILDly).

by QuacksO May 20, 2018

Subvert Expectations

To destroy a great TV show with out-of-character actions and inconsistent logic for the sake of unneeded twists. Usually associated with Game of Thrones, but can be applied to Lost, Dexter, and other TV series.

Did you watch the last episode of Game of Thrones? D&D love to subvert expectations. Yesterday, they transformed Jon Snow into a wolf and made him eat Sansa.

by bang-gang May 16, 2019

Excelerosis

A degenerative disease in which otherwise seemingly healthy individuals become completely incapable of operating outside of MS Excel.

Due to the Project Manager's advanced case of Excelerosis, we are continueing to operate on data that is out of sync with the database by almost half a year to produce a "current" dashboard of project milestones.

by hightidetech October 23, 2009

Pissing Excellence

(Verb)

When someone is so excellent that they urinate excess liquid excellence instead of urine. Liquid excellence is like liquid gold except more valuable and it won't torch your pee hole like urinating *liquid gold will.

*Liquid gold melts at around 1100 degrees C.

I woke up this morning and pondered my day as I was pissing excellence

I pretty much the best, most cool person in the world. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.

by SilverCreek_'10 October 5, 2009

Matt Excelz

Matt Excelz professional Halo player known for all his live stream & youtube antics with his trash talk grounding majority of his followers to most Matt Excelz is now a household name to his fans known as the "Harry Potter Gang " or HPGoD.

You're mad as hell you aren't Matt Excelz because he had sexual relations with your mother.

by The Jersey Journal. January 23, 2013

subvert expectations

A term best described as adding 'out of character' behaviour and lines to the characters and unnecessary plot twists for the sake of drama and shock value. Exc. Game of Thrones S8.

"We kind of forgot about good writing and logic so we decided to subvert expectations this season because, you know, shock value."

D&D on GoT S8

by NotAnotherMartha May 19, 2019