excort

An ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend that escorts you to a social event because you need a date and haven't quite met anyone else yet.

"I didn't want to show up to Diana's wedding reception alone, so I brought along Michael as an excort even though we broke up months ago"

by Mimbo28 December 30, 2008

Excursion

Mutant offspring of a full-size pickup and a size-XL minivan. Developed by Ford as a super-Suburban, intended as a heavy-duty tow and support vehicle - they do make for an effective small, terrain-capable ambulance, for example - but inexplicably adopted as a commuter car and grocery-getter by wealthy rednecks, overdefensive insecure cases, militant libertarians and anti-societal homeschoolers with enormous families. Regarded with deep scorn by the majority of the citizenry for their pure bulk and indulgent hunger for natural resources; ironically, many Excursion owners mistakenly believe the disdain of others to be a kind of post-transferrence envy for their Objectivist beliefs and social standing. Little more is ever further from the truth. Ford has thankfully cancelled further production of this beast in favor of a somewhat more reasonable stretched version of the Expedition.

The five-foot-two-inch-tall real estate agent considered her Excursion to be a necessary projection of the magnitude of her sales figures; she never drove without having her cell phone clamped to her ear. We tended to give her unconditional right-of-way, just to be safe, while muttering about her and her neo-Napoleon complex the whole time.

by Patrick from Astoria July 20, 2008

excursion fetish

Someone that has sick subwoofers and fapps to them all day.

i think my friend has an excursion fetish. Havent seen him in days only heard sick bass.

by Milk my tit March 25, 2016

Excursion Boy

Those who encounter him are rendered deaf and speechless within seconds. Often asks very intrusive personal questions within moments of beginning the coversation. Speaks at 120 decibels, even when you're 5 feet away. Creature to be avoided at all costs, especially when looking AutoTrader magazine. Lisps constantly.

"YOU got a EXCURSHUN?!?"

by BobbyBill$ November 30, 2004

excursion

huge ass gas guzzling Ford suv driven by insecure soccermoms and middle aged men with small dick syndrome. Mainly used for hulling groceries and taking the little brats to and from soccer practice.

That guy drives and excursion to make up for other shortcomings

by Buzzard Bill December 3, 2006

Carnival underwater excursion

Its when you are getting head in one of the many hot tubs on Carnival cruise lines and you don't let her up for air until your yogurt floats or is swallowed.

Hey guys, you see that Latino over there, we just went on a Carnival underwater excursion. It was great.

by blmaxim February 7, 2006

Excursion

Biggest, abddest, stupidest, biggest, dumbest thing that wastes space; only good for teaching kids to drive because your kids won't die, the other guy will; turns every car into a speed bump.

AAAAHHH! Here comes an excursion!

by Jiub May 24, 2003