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Exasterbate

To aggravate or irritate during/from/or because of masturbation.

Play on the word: Exacerbate
Bill: I practiced self-abuse when my girlfriend was in the other room.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.

Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.
by Bobweiser January 6, 2009
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Exasterbate

When you’re having a bad day, so you masturbate, but it only makes you feel worse.
She was trying cheer up, but Candy only exasterbated her case of the Mondays and instead decided to sleep the rest of the day.
by Pumpkin Muffin March 3, 2022
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Exacerdebater

(n) Someone who intentionally stokes outrage as a tactic to distract from their inability to make a coherent, fact-based argument
“Cute how you got all riled up by that exacerdebater, way to be part of the solution.”
by DrTruthWarrior September 4, 2020
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exagerbate

Fusion of 'exaggerate' and 'masturbate.' Has two very different meanings.

-to become so heated in argument that it becomes an almost sexual experience.

-to become so involved in masturbation that the rest of the world disappears. Your arm being tired, your mom walking in, your house catching fire--all become non-issues.
Stem cell research always got him so riled up. In our class discussion, he actually got out of his seat and started yelling, making gestures, references to the Patriot Act... you know, really exagerbating.

Vida Guerra's perfect ass gets me exagerbating every time.
by Wasser_Spiegel September 15, 2005
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exasterbate

when 4 or more strippers masturbate at the same time on your face.
I blacked out on my twenty first birthday in Thialand and woke up exasterbated.
by chadwicked1311 August 4, 2010
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exasterbate

Used in place of exacerbate for comedic purposes.
Dude, everthing went wrong, we totally exasterbated all night long.
by perduettrouve January 17, 2009
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Exagserbate

v. to overly exaggerate the endearing qualities of a woman while you masterbate all over her.
Did you see the youtube.com clip where Peter North exagserbated all over Jenna Jameson?
by Buddys B June 15, 2009
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