A loser who you dated in the past in which you can now look back and only regret because you were way better than him anyway.
by pdrea December 26, 2008
Get the ex boyfriendmug. by lafk December 29, 2006
Get the ex-boyfriendmug. by dimitra:) December 17, 2020
Get the ex boyfriendmug. an extreme asshole who, after you break up with him for being a huge cry baby and control freak who plans your life together, decides to go out and get a random girlfriend then Instant Message you randomly about how him and his friend, who is also your friend, were talking shit about you behind your back! YAY!
ex boyfriend: yo, me and sara were listening to my ipod and came across a song that reminded us of you
girl: what song?
ex boyfriend: puke by eminem, its a good song you should download it.
*girl looks up lyrics to puke and cries*
girl: what song?
ex boyfriend: puke by eminem, its a good song you should download it.
*girl looks up lyrics to puke and cries*
by Jessica Marie December 13, 2008
Get the ex boyfriendmug. 1. A BOY that dump's you because he would rather play with his Star wars action figures(even tho he is 28).
2. A BOY that dumped you because he wanted to dress up like a Storm Trooper and you didnt want to be around for that.
3. Someone who wanted to screw all of you friends cause you took his virginity and you just werent "enough" (like he knew that the next chick would give him herpies).
4. Loser.
5. Waist of time/life/minutes I'll never get back.
6. is when you see him once every 6 weeks, and he swears you're the only girl he's ever loved and never cheated on, when really during those 6 weeks he's fu*kin every bitch that looks at him, and then lying to you telling you he is SLEEPING when he can't answer his phone, or it's off. Oh ya, and he also fu*ks the "study buddy" from school, and the neighbor across the hall! Fu*kin Marines! Think they'er the shit!
2. A BOY that dumped you because he wanted to dress up like a Storm Trooper and you didnt want to be around for that.
3. Someone who wanted to screw all of you friends cause you took his virginity and you just werent "enough" (like he knew that the next chick would give him herpies).
4. Loser.
5. Waist of time/life/minutes I'll never get back.
6. is when you see him once every 6 weeks, and he swears you're the only girl he's ever loved and never cheated on, when really during those 6 weeks he's fu*kin every bitch that looks at him, and then lying to you telling you he is SLEEPING when he can't answer his phone, or it's off. Oh ya, and he also fu*ks the "study buddy" from school, and the neighbor across the hall! Fu*kin Marines! Think they'er the shit!
by Jaclynn, May-Ree and Alicia May 5, 2005
Get the ex-boyfriendmug. by Thoushallspeakdaggerz April 18, 2006
Get the ex boyfriendmug. ex-boyfriend was walking down the street one day humming a song to himself. "BOOM!" Gets hit by a bus. Somewhere in the world she gets a really big smile on her face :)
by tombonesarvharm September 3, 2009
Get the ex-boyfriendmug.