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Sam Evans 

As played by Chord Overstreet, Sam Evans is a character from the hit show 'Glee', Season 2. He is known for his rather large mouth, dubbed as 'trouty mouth', and his lemon-dyed blond hair. He is a dork, a sweetheart, and he cares about everyone. It is later revealed that his father lost his job, so he had been living in a motel room with his parents and his two little siblings. He worked as a pizza delivery boy, always making sure his siblings were well-fed and happy, as well as keeping up his grades, and most of all, keeping it a complete secret. On top of that, he is treated as an outsider--not in the school, but New Directions itself. He is treated poorly by his love interests, he is betrayed by the first friend he ever made, and is constantly teased about his mouth.

He was last seen smiling at Kurt and holding hands with Mercedes. Unfortunately, he will not be returning for Season 3.

His sexuality is heavily debated. Many believe that he was straight, merely because he dated girls, acted like a teenage boy, and denied the accusation of being gay by Quinn. Many believe he was gay because he was originally conceived that way.

Sam was a wonderful kid, who fed his siblings, who worked his ass off, who juggled school and work and dealt with New Directions' constant drama, he suffered through teasing, bullying, and betrayal, and through all of this, he never cried.

But the one time he did, it was because of kindness.
"Sam Evans is such a cutie."

"I love Sam Evans' abs!"

"Sam Evans is gay as fuck."

"Sam Evans is straight! What are you talking about?!"

"No, no, Sam Evans is gay. He's totally gay."
Sam Evans by bernrikastel August 23, 2011

Sonny Evans 

A nigga that makes GTAV videos on youtube but does not have sex with the game himself.
That nigga poo'd on you! fuckin' oath' what a sonny evans
Sonny Evans by Stiff Milk February 3, 2018

sharpay evans 

She is a very sassy teenage girl who made her appearances as the primary antagonist in the popular High School Musical movies in 2006, 2007, and 2008, as well as Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure in 2011. She is very girly, competitive, and is majorly into the performing arts. She is portrayed by Ashley Tisdale.

Her arch nemesis, Gabriella Montez, has always been her victim and she spent most of her time trying to win over the Wildcats basketball captain, Troy Bolton , who was also Gabriella's boyfriend.

She is insanely spoilt by her parents and has a twin brother, Ryan, who primarily feels the effects of her wrath when she doesn't get her way.
Guy #1: Damn, that girl's hot. She makes all the guys drop.
Guy #2: Yeah, that's Sharpay Evans. Hot, but scary. Don't get involved, trust me.

sharpay evans 

the only person in all of high school musical who isn't incredibly fucked up. look up the hashtag #sharpaywasnotthevillain and you'll understand
1- sharpay evans annoys me so much bro
2- are you kidding? she was not the villain!
sharpay evans by hotsexygay September 15, 2020

Sandy Evans 

A sandy evans is when a girl is giving a man a hand job and uses her snot as lubricant then pours sand on the male's penis and sucks it off.
I was hanging with this thott and she gave me a sandy evans.
I was at the beach with my girl and she gave me a sandy evans.
Sandy Evans by Demyst December 2, 2014

Sadie Evans 

A term used to describe a slut
Alex: "hey, did that girl just get in a van with a guy she doesn't even know and drive off?"

James: "yeah"

Alex: "what a sadie evans"