Lax Eruption

Involves Magma and Lava. Two AMAZING lacrosse players. Cause volcanic eruptions on the field full of lax skillz, like goals, gb pickups, sick dodges, incredible catches/passes. Have a bond that cant be broken, its hard; like slow cooling extrusive rock.

Coach: I would do anything for a lax eruption on my team.
Players: We need Magma and Lava!

by soooblonde June 6, 2010

limnic eruption

Gas eruption in a lake situated in an old volcanic crater.

Gas seeps into the lake from the ground underneath, and under the high pressure on the lake bottom it saturates the water, leading to high concentrations of gases like CO2 and Methane. A disruption of the water, such as an earthquake, causes some of the gas to reach higher up in the lake, where the pressure is lower. The gas can then escape the water, forms bubbles and travels to the surface. This opens a gap for more gas to do the same, and a chain reaction occurs.

This eruption of gas can cause a decent-sized tsunami, and the cloud of gas that is left on the surface will travel along the ground, causing death by suffocation. If the gas involved is Methane it can also catch fire and cause an enormous explosion.

The limnic eruption of lake Nyos in August 1986 killed nearly 2000 people and thousands of animals, yet nobody takes the risk of the same thing happening in a much larger scale in the enormous lake Kivu seriously enough to spend money on preventing it. Wow.

by Pynasta December 2, 2013

Chocolate Eruption

When you put the nozzle of a chocolate syrup bottle into a girls vagina. Then you squeeze the chocolate syrup into her pussy. Finally she queefs and the syrup explodes out of her snatch causing a Chocolate Eruption.

"Yo last night i gave Danielle a chocolate eruption."
"How was it?"
"It was crazy, it got all over the walls"

by Mr. doedge room D114 May 12, 2009

Vaginal Eruption

The life-scarring image of a woman's vagina while giving birth at a very late age. Will cause your mind to be forever haunted by flashbacks of the incident.

Duh: Are you going into labor??

Muh: Yes! Don't watch, the Vaginal Eruption will make you blind!

by uhfduhmuhbuhmk June 6, 2011

white chocolate eruption

A white chocolate eruption is a sexual maneuver in which woman is bent double with her feet shoulder width apart and her head between her legs. A man finishes ejaculating into her anal canal, and then proceeds to execute a closed fist strike to her transverse abdominal area, in turn causing an eruption of seminal fluids and fecal matter, simulating the phenomenon of a volcanic eruption from the rectal opening.

"I've been scrubbing my house all day to clean up the remnants of that white chocolate eruption we performed last night."

by Naga360 November 11, 2013

Dry Eruption

A sexual act involving coating your penis in baking soda, then proceeding to fill your sexual partner's vagina with vinegar. You then fuck them, and cause a reaction to explode out of the vagina like a volcanic eruption. Then, you take a vacuum and quickly suck out the leftover liquid. After this, you engage in a Tony Danza. Good luck with your relationship after this

Originated by two crazy youngins in Kentucky. It is rumored that one had a hand in creating the Boner Howitzer.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally gave your sister the old Dry Eruption last night. She flipped shit!"

Guy 2: "WTF dude, that's extremely fucked up! I have to use that vacuum!"

by Bhowitz September 13, 2009

bimbo eruption

When your ex-girlfriends start surfacing in ways that really screw up your life.

In reference to golfer Tiger Woods, the New York Daily news ran this comment on December 14, 2009: "The crushing financial blow came as Woods, 33, endured another humiliating bimbo eruption."

by Bickle of Xi'an September 23, 2012