Erlend

The sexiset man alive. Even mathias with his big dick can match his excellence. With his nice pack and giant dick no one can be as great as him

Girl - Hey did you fuck Erlend last nigth? -yea i did, said the most popular girl in shool

by Shooty mc shootface January 16, 2019

Erlection

An erection related to the elections.
1.) When one's so obsessed with the outcome of the elections that no newsspot can pass him without him ending all conversations and listening to it.
2.) When one's not even able to get a hard-on without thinking of his supported delegate so he has to think of him/her before making love.

1.)
A: ...Anyway, I haven't seen you in ages, how's everything goin'?
B: Will you excuse, mate, I've eavesdropped something about Hillary on CNN

2.)
Girl: Heyy, boo, I'm so in the mood for a little romance... *hugging&kissing* Why dont we take this off, baby?
Guy: *mumbling* Obama, Obama, Obama, Obamaaaaaaaaahh *He just had an erlection and a Hillarygasm one after the other*

by Greg Goenczi February 28, 2008

Erlen

An Erlen is a pretty girl

that girl is pretty that must be an Erlen

by juliaolafs November 16, 2019

Erentard

A nigga that always misses bozo blocked me

Erentard missed hard today

by Papigogeta February 13, 2021

erentheist

erentheist is one of the best out of the moots of horisnewkink

“horisnewkink has really cool moots” “one of them is erentheist”

by horisnewkink March 15, 2021

Erlend

The best word Ever, you cant WIN over erlend because he is the best at everything, and mainly used AS a word for best at everything everywhere,

You are erlend=you are best

by Erlendthebest February 25, 2017

erentard

Some dude on tiktok that misses all the time and is heavily overrated

You know erentard?
Yes he never misses
Your family will miss too...

by Randomdudethatlikestoast February 14, 2021