ARK Survival Evolved

A great game that has an amazing open world experience with dinosaurs. Only true PC Master Race members can experience and not the wannabes who only watch hentai and porn all day that hate on it.

ARK Survival Evolved is better than your stupid school hentai game!

by Thomas The Dank Engine 2 May 4, 2018

envolve

How illiterate individuals people spell involve.

Do we need to do preemption for the RTX if so which parts does it envolve?

by RTX October 18, 2006

De.Evolved.Logic

leet players who own all and arent nobodies ggkthx.

by .fear.Rainmaker March 10, 2003

evolved

develop gradually, changing over time.

humans went from money's to humans.

you didn't just hit puberty bro,
you evolved.

by whitest white girl you'll meet April 14, 2017

evolved poop dollar

a prank played on strangers involving laying on the ground with a rolled up dollar bill in your butt crack

Dylan- "check out this dollar!"
Josh-"where did you get that?"
Dylan-" that dudes sweet cheeks"
Josh-"OH NO... EVOLVED POOP DOLLAR"

by Josh is my name April 18, 2018

Super Evolved Xenomorphs

Sex (take the first letter of each word)

I had Super Evolved Xenomorphs with my girlfriend

by ComputerLover August 10, 2023

lesser evolved houseman

(adj.) denoting a creature which is not quite cro magnum yet not a homo sapien; of caveman origins, however current habitat for the creature is a house.

1. My especially hairy neighbor, Donald, is a lesser evolved houseman.

2. Watch as lesser evolved houseman dilligently vaccums and dusts his newly purchased ranch home.

by Prof. Gardener of the University of Harvard department of Anthropology September 5, 2008