environmentalist

a paranoid individual who thinks everything causes cancer.

would you like to sign a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide?! it's a commonly used substance!!!

that's water you dumbass environmentalist.

by david smith, jr. April 21, 2008

environmentalist

Someone who would rather NOT have everyone on earth get cancer from UV rays, boil to death from global warming, or die from toxic gas left by nukes. This is hard for them to do because people don't seem to care about them.

We showed those environmentalists! Forget the environment! Let it die! Who needs-*Boils to death*

by Party Pooper March 20, 2004

Environmentalist

A person who opposes the use of natural resources for the betterment of mankind. Has radical views on natural resources such as trees, oil, coal, mining, livestock production, and global climate, which are usually unrealistic. Many will attempt to force their beliefs onto others. Environmental activists are often neo-Marxists and socialists in hiding, Jane Fonda being a perfect example of this.

Environmentalist: Global warming is happening NOW, and humans are to blame!

Oh no! Well, I have some tires that need burning, so if you will excuse me....

by chicken7377 February 26, 2008

Environmentalism lesson

Redneck , lives in the woods , loves the outdoors
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City slicker , a liberal homo , lives in the city , chops down all of the trees to build cities , loves the city , hates the trees , calls anyone not from the city a "redneck" , including suburbanites.
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see blue states

Environmentalism lesson over.

by eat shit liberal June 28, 2006

Environmentalism

Seventh world religion created in the decline of Christianity in the west (people like to believe in a good/bad scenario) and this sprang up in its place.

Pretty plants = Good
People = Sin
Demonic Being = CO2 (0.03% of Surface air)

Religious events include whatever Bob Geldof is plugging, BBC 6 O'Clock News (also known as climate change service)and of course, Earth Day.

On earth day it is customary for followers of Environmentalism to rearrange the solar panels on your roof in the shape of a peace symbol, and make everyone in your household bathe in the same tub full of water, then scoop out a big pot and boil it for soup - reduce, reuse, regurgitate.

Customs include making up numbers and global warming/cooling (depending on trends) and getting all evangelical about such stuff. The sole aim of environmental groups is to keep the world 'natural', or essentially keep Africa in the dark ages.

by anonnonononononon August 7, 2006

environmentalist

A person against progress in the first world. Environmentalists generally are jealous people who couldn't care less about the planet, but just want to take down large businesses. These people like rioting, protesting, and all round anarchy. This is because they have nothing better to do with there lives.

Tom: I'm going to protest with greenpeace for the protection of the invisible 1mm fish off the coast of china
Dick: Yeah, can't wait to bring Microsoft down; I am an environmentalist who hates any form of progress!

by Patchen June 24, 2007

environmentalist

Stupid liberals who have nothing better to do than panic about the Earth and waste money "saving the planet." They call anyone against their cause hypocrites and they makes up problems that don't even exist, like global warming. They enjoy worrying about thing like carbon dioxide, and they try to stop it at all costs, even if it means slowing down the economy and spending billions of dollars. They are usually mentally unstable, and are either corrupt politicians and scientists, or celebrities.

Al Gore is a fucking environmentalist. He wants to gain power once again after losing the election in 2000. Global warming doesn't even exist, and he says we should waste our time fixing it.

by Anti-Environmentalist December 9, 2008