Paul's date asked him what he does for a living; "I'm an Engineer" he replied as sweat rolled down his face.
by Skin DIver March 28, 2022
An insomniac wizard in the modern world whose brain is capable of functioning without sleep, hung over, or intoxicated to produce mathematical solutions and mentally perform impossible calculations.
Person: "I'm sweaty,I wonder ho humid it is in this room"
Engineer: "hmm... pv=nrt... account for vapor pressure... partial pressure... About 65% humidity I believe" *checks humidity gauge* "shit I was off by 2%, should have used a calculator"
Engineer: "hmm... pv=nrt... account for vapor pressure... partial pressure... About 65% humidity I believe" *checks humidity gauge* "shit I was off by 2%, should have used a calculator"
by Heisenberg βμ December 25, 2016
by Mechanik69 January 06, 2021
by Someone213123 September 04, 2011
The member of a Ships crew who spends his day drinking tea and complaining about the true masters of the ship, the deck officer.
Commonly known to cover himself in baby oil and tribal engine grease and perform an hour long dance ritual before any task.
Has severe adversions to sunlight
Commonly known to cover himself in baby oil and tribal engine grease and perform an hour long dance ritual before any task.
Has severe adversions to sunlight
"Is that a Neanderthall on deck?"
"No it's an Engineer"
"No it's an Engineer"
by Offshore_Deckie February 05, 2012
1. The number crunching lapdog of an architect. 2. Failed architecture student. 3. calculator jockey
Tom failed out of architecture school, now he is only an engineer. His parents are very disappointed.
by archi-1 July 30, 2009
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
by Why not7 October 21, 2020