exploop

to poop so explosively as to destroy your undergarments.

Andy left class early today. He explooped and had to change into new clothes.

by Andyru1490 November 26, 2011

exploot

yeeting someone in the air

"who wants to get explooted?"

by explooter January 2, 2021

MAC Employee

MAC Employees just happen to be the most condescending and rude workers ever. If you're under the age of 20, they automatically assume you have no clue what you're doing, have no money, and are stealing the products. Even if you're whole face is beat to the gods, they never seem to actually give you the time of day they show to the 50 year old women browsing the store. Most of the time, their makeup is way too intense and you probably could do better yourself.

MAC Employee: Hi...

Teenage girl: Could I get some help over here?
MAC Employee: *rolls eyes* I mean, I guess...

by doitforjokes January 24, 2017

boy employee

The male employee who makes idiotic choices or decisions involving a girlboss

Martha: "Helen of Troy is a girlboss for getting two men to fight over her"
Jan: "Yeah, Menelaus is a boy employee for keeping her lock up."

by Itcheecoochie June 8, 2021

Employee

A slave with a paycheck.

I am an employee of my boss.

by Daedalus October 9, 2004

government employee

in fact I don't do dick all day, I'm busy typing this shit in urban dictionary when I should be working, (I mean taking a coffee break, smoke break, etc.

Man is it time to go home yet, my ass is getting soar from sitting here all day.

by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho February 6, 2003

employee of the month

An uncaring individual of a retail or customer service establishment who has no interest whatsoever in helping you.

Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.

Oh great, now I have to track down the employee of the month to get one of these stereos.

by RidinDirty August 12, 2006