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pop n fresh emissions test

Practical joke of choice for pranksters who are frequently spied upon. The prankster creates an elaborate distraction for the voyeur, while he has an accomplice (usually a butler) sneak behind the victim's car and lodge canned cookie dough into the tailpipe.

This will cause the emissions to back up and damage the vehicle, rendering in inoperable, ideally in an isolated location such as nearby an empty field. Other effects of the prank can be considered a bonus, such as if the cumulative pressure of the exhaust expels the dough like a cannon. The best case scenario is when the dough has been expelled and is discovered to have baked to perfection. The prankster and the victim may then enjoy the product together, assuming the two are on sufficiently amicable terms.
shit dawg lets see how he likes a pop n fresh emissions test all up in his new ride!!!
by [zz] February 7, 2009
mugGet the pop n fresh emissions testmug.

Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.
"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"
by Vindavjck November 19, 2004
mugGet the Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)mug.

aeronocturnal emission

A wet dream about aircraft. A symptom of airphelia.
"I had a dream about the C5 Galaxy last night and woke up with splooge in my pants... I must've had an aeronocturnal emission."
by BappoHotel January 15, 2023
mugGet the aeronocturnal emissionmug.

Inter-emission

The random sex scenes thrown into movies and tv shows.
Person 1: " Why does every show have an inter-emission randomly thrown in? It kills the momentum."

Person 2: " I guess the producers expect you jack off halfway through the show."
by Show_Jerker February 8, 2021
mugGet the Inter-emissionmug.

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