Elham

A horny girl! She acts classy in the streets but so horny and freaky in the sheets. You won't be able to handle it

Wow I thought she's calm but no she was an elham last night

by whatever34 March 12, 2017

ellameno p

the way the letter L, M, N, O and P sound in the Alphabet Song - children often think that it's just one long letter called "ellameno p"

"Do you know your alphabet, honey?"
"Yep! Want me to sing it for you? A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ellameno p..."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

Eltham

Home to the eldery, chavs and many misfits of society. Near to Sidcup, New Eltham and surrounded by schools like Beaverwood and Crown Woods it never stood much chance.
After you visit Eltham, you should probably test for a STI

'You live in Eltham? O dear. So you have a dealer then?'

by Mr Emma May 22, 2008

New Eltham

Situated next to Chislehurst, one would hope some class would be borrowed from the area.

Unfortunately New Eltham is also surrounded by Eltham, Mottingham and Sidcup... 3 against 1 odds haven't proven to be too helpful for New Eltham.

Ideal place for a race, a fight or a bullet hole to the head!

If you wish to visit, remember that gold jewellery, sports wear, UK garage and the term "AHOY BOY" are the key to survival.

New Eltham Station is definitely a joke!

by Maximo July 5, 2005

elliama

a big simp for her best friends brother

Elliama really likes my brother (I'm her best friend)

by Sumgirl<3 October 5, 2020

Eltham

A town that started out well, having been host to many of the Kings and Queens of England (google Eltham Palace) which fell into disrepair in the 90s. Now 85% of residients are either chavs or old people.

Did you see that gang war in Eltham the other day? Those old people got those chavs good.

by The other Mr Emma. May 22, 2009

eltham hill

All girls secondary school filled with bitchy little drama queens who try to act big

"Oi did u see that midget from Eltham Hill?"

"Yh she was trying to act big when really she's a little sket"

by Im_random_19 March 23, 2017