Elephant

A big, but graceful gray animal that walks the planet at this very moment. They have a heart of gold as they walk with their babies.

Have you ever heard of an elephant attacking a human?
Have you ever heard of an elephant tripping?

by elephantgirl24 January 3, 2010

elephant

the result when the balls are successfully pulled up to each side of the penis froming what looks like an elephant with a big penis trunk and two balls for ears

His penis is so cute when he does the elephant.

Our nightly parade is about to begin...here comes the elephant.

by Derek D'Gilly June 13, 2004

elephant

The official animal of the Republican Party.

We are represented by the biggest and strongest land animal on the planet. GOP} BABY!!!

by Straight from E-ville July 1, 2005

elephant

A highly entertaining and intellectual movie by Gus Van Sant about high school shoot out inspired by a videogame and beethoven. The big controversy associated is whether the two killers associated were homosexuals or not.

Guy#1:Dude, I watched this cool movie Elephant yesterday.
Nerd:What is the moral of the movie.
(Shoots the Nerd in his crotch)

by GenitalWart October 7, 2004

Elephant

a large, husky mammal who's population has had a significant increase over the past couple of years. This is most likely due to their ability to run at speeds as high as forty miles per hour. It may also be due to their inability to die. The only way to kill this cancerproff animal is to chant "Uo Jupelix Dai hapog sevilience!" which translates to "I do not believe in Elephants.", which will instantly kill the closest elephant. Fisher men have been hunting the elephant for thousands of years, most likely because their tusks, which are woven out of pure dreams. To bring an elephant back to life, you must gather a group of dawves and have them stick their tows into it mouth, while singing songs about Jesus or jellyfish resembling Jesus. I do not see why anyone would like to bring back elephants, because they are Jew haters. They also are big supporters on terrorism and are spies for those damn Mongolians, which as everyone knows are really Saturn dwellers. But worst of all, elephants enjoys kicking puppys.
There are multiple breeds of elephants, such as the normal, werewolf, and vampire elephant.

It would be dangerous to ride an elephant because you may fall off and hert you knees.

by Patrickkkk March 24, 2008

elephant

Elephants are the largest land animals on Earth. In the wild, a male African elephant may stand 10-12 ft tall at the shoulder and weigh 5-6 tons. The huge bull elephants may weigh as much as 14,000 lb.

The largest bull elephant in Amboseli National Park, Dionysus, weighed about 15,000 lb and had tusks well over 100 lb.

by EE1 January 29, 2010

elephant

someone who is acting skank-like; flirting -- a lot. sometimes with only one person, when there are plenty of others around.

sara: bob was hitting on every girl today at the pool!

beth: totally. what an elephant..

by karly;; April 27, 2008