Grease The Elevator

1) To screw up, make a big mistake (aka) making something that falls to the ground, fall or fail even faster.

2) "Self Pleasure" with some form of lubricant. She totally busted him watching porn, and "Greasing the Elevator."

1) Man, Tyson really "Greased the Elevator" in that meeting.

2) When she walked in - Tyson had porn on the TV, a giant jar of KY; so it was pretty obvious he was about to "Grease the Elevator."

by U of M Professor March 8, 2012

mood elevator

An increasingly popular component of corporate brainwashing that became fashionable in the mid 2000's.

The purpose of the mood elevator is to trick employees who are tired of their mind numbingly depressing jobs, shitty bosses, and lousy paychecks that their problems are only figments of their imaginations and not real problems at all.

Boss: Looks like someone has got a case of the 'Mondays'. Maybe you need to try raising your mood elevator.

Peon: You can take your mood elevator and shove it up your ass!

by Dagobert June 30, 2008

elevator captain

The person who stands in front of the buttons in the elevator and asks everyone what floor they would like pushed. Not to be confused with elevator attendant or operator. The elevator captain is just some doofus who insists on standing really close to the buttons so he/she can be the only one to push them.

The dork who thought he was the elevator captain leered at me when I asked him to push "69."

by The Pirate of Pissants February 21, 2006

Turman Elevator

The slowest elevator in the world. Located in Turman Hall of Emory University, the Turman Elevator is the bane of all Turman residents.

"The DUC food will have improved by the time the Turman Elevator moves from 1st floor to 2nd floor"

by Turman407 February 10, 2010

Elevator Person

Someone you wish you could be stuck in an elevator with. It can be because you want to become closer with them, you want to air out grievances you’ve had with them, or you just want to have a generally honest conversation with them. The point is, you’re stuck talking to each other.

If Olivia and I talked more I bet we’d be good friends, they’re sort of my elevator person.

There’s so much I wish I could say to Jamie, they’re definitely my elevator person.

by BenAndRebecca June 27, 2021

Eleanor

Eleanor, a normally short girl, usually laughs a lot, and hates being the center of attention. The word Eleanor is a Greek name meaning light. Eleanor’s are usually beautiful, bright and bubbly.

Eleanor’s usually get a lot of attention for their beautiful hair colour and eye colour. Eleanor’s usually get crushed on because of the fact they are oblivious and think no guys like them.

Person 1: wow, she’s so beautiful
Person 2: look at her hair she’s perfect! Oh and her eyes!
Person 1: she’s quite small!

Person 2: she must be an eleanor

by Frienshipgangforever February 19, 2019

Elevator Pilot

Noun - what you call a guy, usually in a College Dorm, that has been taped to a chair and placed in the elevator with only his underpants on, then you press every button and send him on his journey for all to see.

Note: Easier if the intended victim (Pilot) is excessively drunk.

"The next time Edgar pukes in our room, we make him the Elevator Pilot. That'll teach him."

by Formless July 28, 2009