el paso

home to many mexican immigrants from juarez,mexico. it's fucking hot here 24/7 and well.....it's kind of boring.
all the teenagers from el paso go to juarez on the weekend to get drunk
by gurludunwannakno June 21, 2005
Get the el paso mug.

el paso

the only city ive ever lived in.
teh shib....depends on how you look at it.mostly hispanic people and shit so if you dont like that you better not come down here,bitch. theres alot of diff races here....
a crumbling metropolis spread over two countries,el Paso/juarez,j-town or whatever.......you go there to get drunk or high or whatever....its cool i guess. with some of the finest and sluttiest men and lots of slutty girls and hottest food in the country for real....i luv the fucking food....fucking good shit.
lots of strip joints low violent crime rate very cheap weed and drugs.....
urban and suburban at the same time.it actually helps alot if you know some spanish....good spanish.very dry place......not much to do yet alot to do.............very dry gets hot here and alot of fucking dirt and no green anywhere..........
i live in el paso.now die if you got a problem,bitch. aka hell paso to some
-some teenage girl that had nothing else to do.
el paso.......?
gay town
cool town
whatever
*shrugs and walks off*
by el paso girl.... March 02, 2004
Get the el paso mug.

El Paso Special

Last night we got out of our mind crazy on the El Paso Special.
by LuisM July 27, 2010
Get the El Paso Special mug.

El Paso Syndrome

A sickness that people from El Paso TX have that prohibits them from leaving.

SYMPTOMS:
-Giving up on things before starting them
-Dropping out of college in their first semester
-Having many illegitimate children
-Working at call centers
-Living with parents past 30 years old
-Having large aspirations, but too lazy to achieve them
-Makes excuses for being lazy
JUSTIN - "Juan is still working at that call center? He said he wanted to be a doctor."

CARLA - I know, it must be that El Paso syndrome."
by Big bear8 October 28, 2016
Get the El Paso Syndrome mug.

El Paso Card

Unlike when someone pulls your card (throws you under the bus), the El Paso Card is pulled when you are at the urinal in your office building, you fart, and then right away someone walks in and says hello to you using your name, thus announcing to those in the stalls it was you who just ripped one.
Mike is standing at the urinal and farts. Phil walks in and says, "Yo what's up Mike?!" Pat comes out of the stall, looks at Mike and says, "Damn Mike. Phil just pulled your El Paso Card."
by Fresno Bob April 06, 2016
Get the El Paso Card mug.

El Paso Lasso

When a person poops in a tube sock, slapping there partner in the face with that poop filled tube sock.
"When Jenna was sleeping I gave her the good old El Paso Lasso, woke the bitch right up."
by longshot201 July 14, 2008
Get the El Paso Lasso mug.

El Paso, Illinois

A small town in between Peoria and Bloomington Illinois that consists of basically 4 fast food restaurants , houses and lots of corn fields. In this town you will be forever bored unless your idea of fun is sitting in a crappy park then ur golden we have 3 crappy parks. The citizens of this town are born here and are too scared to leave but nobody actually enjoys living Here. El Paso is the town where everyone knows your name but also knows who your dating , where u live , and what drama is going on in ur life. Or so they think
"What's going on in El Paso, Illinois today?"
" Nothing , wanna go to Bloomington?"
by jA1223 July 11, 2017
Get the El Paso, Illinois mug.