eisley

an overrated Texas band comprised of four siblings and a "friend" run by domineering stage parents. They sing about asinine concepts that most people cannot relate to and steal most of their "dreamy" quality from bands such as Radiohead, Sparklehorse, and Midlake. A prime example of image over content.

14 year old girl: Whoa like did you hear "Room Noises" yet? They sing about like trolleys and magic!!!

Male Hipster who wants to fuck little girls: Um...yeah...the music.

Normal Music lover with taste: *vomits*

by lord voldemort April 23, 2005

Eshley

if your name is eshley then you suck

you:hi, my name is eshley
other kids:Hahaha you suck

by Eshleys_suck September 16, 2020

eisley

retarted band from who cares where

eisley sucks and should never play again

by obobobob May 13, 2005

eishleeanny

a beautiful , smart , and generous she is a fast runner and has big dreams and is very athletic

omg is that eishleeanny

by eishleeanny January 20, 2018