Albert Einstein High School

The place to be

Someone: What is Albert Einstein High School?
Me: The place to be!

by dumbbitchbutshecuteiguess June 28, 2021

Stick it up your ass, Einstein

Basically, nobody fuckin cares and fuckin get lost you fuckin smartass

Stick it up your ass, Einstein

by Evilous Dark Power October 30, 2020

No shit, Einstein!

A very sarcastic way to say that someone says a stupid line.

Frits: Beer is f*cking good.
Henk: No shit, Einstein!

by SAJEMA August 15, 2006

Sticky Einstein

Sticky Einstein is the new strain of cannabis which actually gives the brain a long lasting enhancement of the frontal lobe in your brain. This can help you remember very past events and also increase your thinking capacity.

As Adam, Henry, Matthew and Erik smoked the Stick Einstein they realized that they better get off the roof to avoid any unfortunate eventualities, they then realized that they had remembered the first time they had smoked the Green Giant, a memory which was long lost within the depths of their THC infested minds, then they realized that they would never leave Sticky Einstein.

by M.J.Smocher June 15, 2009

Sideline Einstein

When you chill with someone famous and get the surplus dome they pass up

Yo I ended up on Charlie sheens yacht and got some sideline Einstein from his sisters friend.

by samrentch January 1, 2023

straight as an einstein rosen bridge

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit

perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight

by swazz the drilla June 24, 2020

Benjamin Einstein

What you would call a stupid person to make them feel better about themselves.

Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018